Joe Ovies

Carolina Panthers Broadcast Bingo

Posted August 21, 2014

The Carolina Panthers will begin their 2014 NFL campaign on Sept. 7 at the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on FOX.

A couple weeks later, Cam Newton and his crew take NBC Sunday Night Football's center stage against the Pittsburgh Steelers on Sept. 21. The Panthers also have two more spotlight contests later in the season, hosting New Orleans on NFL Network and a visit to Philadelphia for ESPN's Monday Night Football.

The national broadcast troupes assigned to Carolina typically have their talking points in advance in order to set the table in the opening moments of a game. Viewers will discover Newton has "matured."

They'll find out the Panthers had to replace Steve Smith, Jerry Rice and Randy Moss in the off-season (actually Ted Ginn and Brandon LaFell). We'll certainly hear the legend of Riverboat Ron and other scorching hot takes on Carolina's season in progress.

Rather than rolling our eyes at the same ol' narratives, let's have some fun. Let's play "Carolina Panthers National Broadcast Bingo."

Print out the bingo card above and play along at home. If anyone manages to fill it out, email a completed card to jovies@999thefan.com to become eligible for a surplussed item out of our 99.9FM The Fan prize closet.



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  • KTS BAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK Aug 21, 2014

    Yeah this wasn't funny on your broadcast yesterday afternoon and it isn't funny today.

  • Joe Ovies Aug 21, 2014

    Who hurt you?

  • dave437 Aug 21, 2014

    can't read an Ovaries piece without hearing the word 'narrative'...

  • lewiskr45 Aug 21, 2014

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    Do you ever click on any of his posts thinking they contain anything worthwhile? Or have any substance at all?

  • notthatguy Aug 21, 2014

    Obviously Joe, you did. You have the easiest job in the world. You talk about sports for 4 hours a day and according to them you are terrible at it. When they click on a "Carolina Panthers Bingo Card" article they deserve a Pulitzer quality piece, not some fluff article with "Narratives". You hate their team and love their rivals. They believe their is no room for Ovaries in sports media. (Ask Lauren Brownlow) They also hate the word "Snark". It sounds like the next Sci Fi movie, a shark with a snail shell. That or they are miserable curmudgeons. Either or...

  • JACKSON SAWYER REVENGE Aug 21, 2014

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    evidently little joey is bit touchy- keep writing kraap and you keep getting blasted-have to listen to you at 5 min a day it a good laugh- keep swinging and you just keep missing

  • KTS BAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK Aug 21, 2014

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    Your article did. It gave me cancer.

  • Matt McFakey Aug 22, 2014

    I think you forgot,

    "Thomas Davis' 3 ACL Tears"

  • Hammerhead Aug 22, 2014

    So and So is the "ultimate competitor".

  • NothingButNet Aug 22, 2014

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    In the same knee! And look at how he plays - amazing athlete and man!

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