How to spot a duke grad at the unemployment office.

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  • TarheelDynasty May 13, 2014
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    Seems like that would be hard to pull off in rollerskates?

  • larrylegend080 returns May 13, 2014
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    I had 3 Duke grads landscaping my yard today. They actually did a great job!

  • TarheelDynasty May 13, 2014
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    The dook grad is the one carrying the can of disinfectant.

    (They try to ward off "people of color".)

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    ESC : what kind of education do you have
    unc applicant: I graduated 5th grade
    ESC: where
    unc applicant: my dorm room

  • KT smakt your mother May 13, 2014
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    They are the ones reading the forms to the kerliner grads?

  • Just.B.Cause May 13, 2014

    They are the one behind the desk in the suit and tie rejecting the UNC grad's unemployment application.

  • eYore May 13, 2014

    I had no idea such folks would be at the unemployment office. Wouldn't they be lounging by the pool at their family's summer home at Martha's Vineyard or the Hamptons? Why would somebody from up north be at the ESC office down here in NC?

  • coachkayhasmrsa May 13, 2014

    fair skin and pimples and holding a cheer sheet as a resume.

  • moduke May 12, 2014

    They are the ones clutching the Dr. Seuss books.

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