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How to spot a duke grad at the unemployment office.

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  • moduke May 12, 2014
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    They are the ones clutching the Dr. Seuss books.

  • coachkayhasmrsa May 13, 2014
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    fair skin and pimples and holding a cheer sheet as a resume.

  • eYore May 13, 2014
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    I had no idea such folks would be at the unemployment office. Wouldn't they be lounging by the pool at their family's summer home at Martha's Vineyard or the Hamptons? Why would somebody from up north be at the ESC office down here in NC?

  • Just.B.Cause May 13, 2014
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    They are the one behind the desk in the suit and tie rejecting the UNC grad's unemployment application.

  • KT smakt your mother May 13, 2014
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    They are the ones reading the forms to the kerliner grads?

  • JACKSON SAWYER THE GREAT May 13, 2014
    Towel Boy

    ESC : what kind of education do you have
    unc applicant: I graduated 5th grade
    ESC: where
    unc applicant: my dorm room

  • TarheelDynasty May 13, 2014
    Towel Boy

    The dook grad is the one carrying the can of disinfectant.

    (They try to ward off "people of color".)

  • larrylegend080 returns May 13, 2014
    Towel Boy

    I had 3 Duke grads landscaping my yard today. They actually did a great job!

  • TarheelDynasty May 13, 2014
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread



    Seems like that would be hard to pull off in rollerskates?

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