RE: New Jokes ThreadSince this is the thread that got me banned, I thought I would be re-born here. I see where TBK also claims his joke(s) here got him banned, so, I'd like to get an assist on that, if I may. Funny a fellow Wolfpacker helped bring down the Badger.
Anyway, my mother-in-law is coming for a visit. I had to clear out half my closet so she could have a place to hang upside down and sleep.
I heard a guy complaining about how expensive his wedding is. He's going to be really upset when he finds out how much his divorce is going to cost.
I once won an argument with a woman...in this dream I had.
My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.
If your wife or girlfriend ever asks, "If I was to arrange a threesome for your birthday, which of my friends would you pick to join in?" NEVER give two names.
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
Best joke for THIS week...State's defense.