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RE: New Jokes Thread

Since this is the thread that got me banned, I thought I would be re-born here. I see where TBK also claims his joke(s) here got him banned, so, I'd like to get an assist on that, if I may. Funny a fellow Wolfpacker helped bring down the Badger.

Anyway, my mother-in-law is coming for a visit. I had to clear out half my closet so she could have a place to hang upside down and sleep.

I heard a guy complaining about how expensive his wedding is. He's going to be really upset when he finds out how much his divorce is going to cost.

I once won an argument with a woman...in this dream I had.

My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.

If your wife or girlfriend ever asks, "If I was to arrange a threesome for your birthday, which of my friends would you pick to join in?" NEVER give two names.

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Best joke for THIS week...State's defense.

RE: New Jokes Thread

Remember folks: you can't hit a woman.....but you can sure shake the s#!t out of her.

RE: New Jokes Thread

One day, a long time ago, there was a woman who did not moan or complain or nag...

But it was just that one day, and it was a long time ago.

RE: New Jokes Thread

I'm writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don't buy it.

It's funny when my wife gives me the "silent treatment." She thinks it's a punishment.

My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari.