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  • TheRealJacobSummers Dec 12, 2012
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    Jacob just massages mine first and it doesn't hurt as bad when we...you know...get together.

  • Sassie Licks Penis Dec 12, 2012
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    Admitting it is the first step. Removing Tommy's jock strap from your mouth is the second. ROFL!!!! Going to make more homo jokes? That seems to be the only retort you have, bandwagoner. So are you going to have your family get you a diploma frame so you can hang it on the wall and pretend you actually went to college?

    Ouch. That had to hurt. Apply ice as necessary for hiney hurt. This doctor is going to relax for the rest of the evening.

    #MotleyCrueSucks

  • Dr. Feelgood Dec 12, 2012
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    And the captain shouts "fire a full spread of six Thorpedos at the Dingy SS LovesaThorpedo"...boooooommmm!!!and she's going down by the bow...with a wink and a smile...all 6 keeping her happy for awhile.

    Can you say "pwnd" and "punked" there Thorpedolover? Now that is a season premiere beatdown. Do try to catch up with your TigerBeat phrases.

  • TheRealJacobSummers Dec 12, 2012
    Towel Boy

    anyone seen jacob recently?

  • Sassie Licks Penis Dec 12, 2012
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    120? You still haven't learned to count past potato I see. Did I see you on tonight's episode pimp my short bus? ROFL!

  • Dr. Feelgood Dec 12, 2012
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    What's funny and pathetic all in one thought is I'm at least 120 points of IQ ahead of you. You must have eaten too many Thorpedos.

  • Mr. Jacob Summers Dec 12, 2012
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    Exactly, so let's not go bragging until we see if it works. I'm praying for the little dog to make it. Odds are against him if they are counting on a state college product. The prosthesis has probably been whittled out of a dogwood tree and will be attached with duct tape. I hope he makes it.

  • Sassie Licks Penis Dec 12, 2012
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    McFLY!!!!!!! READ MY FAX.

    http://cdn.pocket-lint.com/images/dynamic/NEWS-32125-a8aa7d7f6f74807d516729e4e370e9d2.jpg

  • Last Word Dec 12, 2012
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    Not sure how to link you to the future, Ill get in touch with Doc Brown and get that to you ASAP McFly

  • Mr. Jacob Summers Dec 12, 2012
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    Link to it working for the dog?

  • Last Word Dec 12, 2012
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    them overall-wearing bass-fishin' hillbillies done went and made a "6 million dollar dog"

    http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/local/nm-chihuahua-get-bionic-paw-nc-state/nTRY6/

  • believe Dec 12, 2012
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    No, it's sad that Elmor will be pulling up to the drive thru window at McDonalds and one of UNC's free education athletes will be asking if he would like a drink carrier for his soda.

    Don't worry Jacob, as long as there is fast food, UNC non-student athletes will have a job!

  • Mr. Jacob Summers Dec 12, 2012
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    So it would be sad to you if elmor went to real classes? Derp.

    P.s. classes where you learn to dig ditches and grow astro turf don't constitute real classes. Maybe the class that shows you how to get stains out of overalls counts. I'll have to check into that for you.

  • believe Dec 12, 2012
    Veteran

    The sad thing is Elmor will actually go to real classes unlike UNC non-student athletes.

  • Mr. Jacob Summers Dec 12, 2012
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    #JACOBwinning
    #hotandbotheredmuch?
    ROFLMAO

  • Coach Doherty Dec 12, 2012
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    Keep changing your name you banned loser!

  • Unc r Hypocrits Dec 11, 2012
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    LOL

  • Dr. Feelgood Dec 11, 2012
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    So that GTFO is "Goober Thorpedolover is Finally Outofthecloset"? The things you learn on here...

  • Mr. Jacob Summers Dec 11, 2012
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    You know the rules, link or GTFO. ROFLMAO!

    #hitreport

  • Mr. Jacob Summers Dec 11, 2012
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    Link to those rules? ROFLMAO

    #youareinlovewithme

  • Sassie Licks Penis Dec 11, 2012
    All Star

    As usual Mr. B&, link or GTFO. You know the rules. DERP!

  • Mr. Jacob Summers Dec 11, 2012
    Pro

    Elmor Cletus McJenkins has just signed a letter of intent to participate in State's award winning bass fishing team. Elmor brings a lot to the table. He isn't afraid to touch earthworms with his bare hands, and has 27 camouflage hats. Exciting time to be a Wolfpacker!!!

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