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NC State just landed a top ten recruit!!

Elmor Cletus McJenkins has just signed a letter of intent to participate in State's award winning bass fishing team. Elmor brings a lot to the table. He isn't afraid to touch earthworms with his bare hands, and has 27 camouflage hats. Exciting time to be a Wolfpacker!!!

RE: NC State just landed a top ten recruit!!

As usual Mr. B&, link or GTFO. You know the rules. DERP!

RE: NC State just landed a top ten recruit!!

As usual Mr. B&, link or GTFO. You know the rules. DERP! 

- Posted by Sassie Licks Penis

Link to those rules? ROFLMAO

#youareinlovewithme

RE: NC State just landed a top ten recruit!!

They written right here...

ON DEEZ NUTS! ROFL!!!!!

#yougotbannedagainrofl 

- Posted by Sassie Licks Penis

A. I don't have a magnifying glass to read words that small. Maybe you should write them on your wife's nuts, I heard they were big.

B. Being an expert at getting little ones hot and bothered tends to have crybabies hit report. I consider it a victory.

#icouldpwnyouifiwasinacoma 

- Posted by Mr. Jacob Summers

#youmadbro?
#i'msorrynowomanwilltouchyou
#thesearewhatrealnutslooklike
#ROFL!
#derp! 

- Posted by Sassie Licks Penis

You know the rules, link or GTFO. ROFLMAO!

#hitreport

RE: NC State just landed a top ten recruit!!

As usual Mr. B&, link or GTFO. You know the rules. DERP! 

- Posted by Sassie Licks Penis

So that GTFO is "Goober Thorpedolover is Finally Outofthecloset"? The things you learn on here...

RE: NC State just landed a top ten recruit!!

As usual Mr. B&, link or GTFO. You know the rules. DERP! 

- Posted by Sassie Licks Penis

So that GTFO is "Goober Thorpedolover is Finally Outofthecloset"? The things you learn on here... 

- Posted by Dr. Feelgood

LOL

RE: NC State just landed a top ten recruit!!

Keep changing your name you banned loser!

RE: NC State just landed a top ten recruit!!

Keep changing your name you banned loser! 

- Posted by Coach Doherty

#JACOBwinning
#hotandbotheredmuch?
ROFLMAO

RE: NC State just landed a top ten recruit!!

Elmor Cletus McJenkins has just signed a letter of intent to participate in State's award winning bass fishing team. Elmor brings a lot to the table. He isn't afraid to touch earthworms with his bare hands, and has 27 camouflage hats. Exciting time to be a Wolfpacker!!!  

The sad thing is Elmor will actually go to real classes unlike UNC non-student athletes.

RE: NC State just landed a top ten recruit!!

Elmor Cletus McJenkins has just signed a letter of intent to participate in State's award winning bass fishing team. Elmor brings a lot to the table. He isn't afraid to touch earthworms with his bare hands, and has 27 camouflage hats. Exciting time to be a Wolfpacker!!!  

The sad thing is Elmor will actually go to real classes unlike UNC non-student athletes. 

- Posted by believe

So it would be sad to you if elmor went to real classes? Derp.

P.s. classes where you learn to dig ditches and grow astro turf don't constitute real classes. Maybe the class that shows you how to get stains out of overalls counts. I'll have to check into that for you.

RE: NC State just landed a top ten recruit!!

No, it's sad that Elmor will be pulling up to the drive thru window at McDonalds and one of UNC's free education athletes will be asking if he would like a drink carrier for his soda.

Don't worry Jacob, as long as there is fast food, UNC non-student athletes will have a job!