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  • TheRealJacobSummers Dec 12, 10:16 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Apply ice as necessary for hiney hurt.

    Jacob just massages mine first and it doesn't hurt as bad when we...you know...get together.

  • Sassie Licks Penis Dec 12, 9:38 p.m.
    All Star

    DURRRRRRRRR HAYYY GUYS I'M AN 80'S BURNOUT WHO NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE, BUT I LOVE TO PULL FOR... View More

    Admitting it is the first step. Removing Tommy's jock strap from your mouth is the second. ROFL!!!! Going to make more homo jokes? That seems to be the only retort you have, bandwagoner. So are you going to have your family get you a diploma frame so you can hang it on the wall and pretend you actually went to college?

    Ouch. That had to hurt. Apply ice as necessary for hiney hurt. This doctor is going to relax for the rest of the evening.

    #MotleyCrueSucks

  • Dr. Feelgood Dec 12, 9:32 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    So that GTFO is "Goober Thorpedolover is Finally Outofthecloset"? The things you learn on... View More

    — Posted by Dr. Feelgood

    Keep putting that non-existent edjumacation to work there, walmart faction! You're creative, but... View More

    — Posted by Sassie Licks Penis

    What's funny and pathetic all in one thought is I'm at least 120 points of IQ ahead of you. You... View More

    — Posted by Dr. Feelgood

    120? You still haven't learned to count past potato I see. Did I see you on tonight's episode... View More

    — Posted by Sassie Licks Penis

    And the captain shouts "fire a full spread of six Thorpedos at the Dingy SS LovesaThorpedo"...boooooommmm!!!and she's going down by the bow...with a wink and a smile...all 6 keeping her happy for awhile.

    Can you say "pwnd" and "punked" there Thorpedolover? Now that is a season premiere beatdown. Do try to catch up with your TigerBeat phrases.

  • TheRealJacobSummers Dec 12, 8:07 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    anyone seen jacob recently?

  • Sassie Licks Penis Dec 12, 7:29 p.m.
    All Star

    As usual Mr. B&, link or GTFO. You know the rules. DERP!

    — Posted by Sassie Licks Penis

    So that GTFO is "Goober Thorpedolover is Finally Outofthecloset"? The things you learn on... View More

    — Posted by Dr. Feelgood

    Keep putting that non-existent edjumacation to work there, walmart faction! You're creative, but... View More

    — Posted by Sassie Licks Penis

    What's funny and pathetic all in one thought is I'm at least 120 points of IQ ahead of you. You... View More

    — Posted by Dr. Feelgood

    120? You still haven't learned to count past potato I see. Did I see you on tonight's episode pimp my short bus? ROFL!

  • Dr. Feelgood Dec 12, 5:41 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    As usual Mr. B&, link or GTFO. You know the rules. DERP!

    — Posted by Sassie Licks Penis

    So that GTFO is "Goober Thorpedolover is Finally Outofthecloset"? The things you learn on... View More

    — Posted by Dr. Feelgood

    Keep putting that non-existent edjumacation to work there, walmart faction! You're creative, but... View More

    — Posted by Sassie Licks Penis

    What's funny and pathetic all in one thought is I'm at least 120 points of IQ ahead of you. You must have eaten too many Thorpedos.

  • Mr. Jacob Summers Dec 12, 1:22 p.m.
    Pro

    So it would be sad to you if elmor went to real classes? Derp.

    P.s. classes where you learn... View More

    — Posted by Mr. Jacob Summers

    Link to it working for the dog?

    — Posted by Mr. Jacob Summers

    Not sure how to link you to the future, Ill get in touch with Doc Brown and get that to you ASAP... View More

    — Posted by Last Word

    Exactly, so let's not go bragging until we see if it works. I'm praying for the little dog to make it. Odds are against him if they are counting on a state college product. The prosthesis has probably been whittled out of a dogwood tree and will be attached with duct tape. I hope he makes it.

  • Sassie Licks Penis Dec 12, 1:17 p.m.
    All Star

    So it would be sad to you if elmor went to real classes? Derp.

    P.s. classes where you learn... View More

    — Posted by Mr. Jacob Summers

    Link to it working for the dog?

    — Posted by Mr. Jacob Summers

    Not sure how to link you to the future, Ill get in touch with Doc Brown and get that to you ASAP... View More

    — Posted by Last Word

    McFLY!!!!!!! READ MY FAX.

    http://cdn.pocket-lint.com/images/dynamic/NEWS-32125-a8aa7d7f6f74807d516729e4e370e9d2.jpg

  • Last Word Dec 12, 1:14 p.m.
    Veteran

    The sad thing is Elmor will actually go to real classes unlike UNC non-student athletes.

    — Posted by believe

    So it would be sad to you if elmor went to real classes? Derp.

    P.s. classes where you learn... View More

    — Posted by Mr. Jacob Summers

    Link to it working for the dog?

    — Posted by Mr. Jacob Summers

    Not sure how to link you to the future, Ill get in touch with Doc Brown and get that to you ASAP McFly

  • Mr. Jacob Summers Dec 12, 1:08 p.m.
    Pro

    Elmor Cletus McJenkins has just signed a letter of intent to participate in State's award... View More

    The sad thing is Elmor will actually go to real classes unlike UNC non-student athletes.

    — Posted by believe

    So it would be sad to you if elmor went to real classes? Derp.

    P.s. classes where you learn... View More

    — Posted by Mr. Jacob Summers

    Link to it working for the dog?

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