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Uncle Bobo Says State Kollege May Forfeit Bowl Game

Uncle Bobo says the word at the capitol building is that state kollege may just forfeit the bowl game instead of getting a major beatdown on TV. "Doctor" Yow is afraid that since the games are rarely televised folks will form an even worse opinion of state kollege athletics than they have now. And she does not have someone she can fire to take the heat off her tail.This comes from a reliable source and Bobo said he would keep me posted.

Sick State Kollege Fan

Sounds like a freudian slip by a state kollege fan. And a sicko at that. I sure hope someone like you does not have children.

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Gott-furd:

Sassie! Where have you been? I thought you had retired from the forums.

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Uncle Bobo works at the Capitol building. He gets tips straight from the top! He is a senior in the maintenance department....one of the top guys. Not looking good for the state kollege.

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In other news, Fedora has anounced recruiting will be much easier since UNC is in danger of losing its collegiate creds. "I no longer will have to recruit to academic standards that UNC thought they had before this mess. I now get to recruit to the standards they actually had," commented Fedora.

UNC will likely posess the highest rating amongst community college football teams once they lose their creds. That is unless you count the other community colleges in North Carolina, where Lenoir, Pitt, Wilson, and even Montgomery CC's taxidermy program will push UNC to 5th.

Even though Fedora was excited about the possible new standards, the football team was less than pleased. One unnamed source responded, "now we will actually have to go to a real class. This sucks!"

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In other news, Fedora has anounced recruiting will be much easier since UNC is in danger of losing its collegiate creds. "I no longer will have to recruit to academic standards that UNC thought they had before this mess. I now get to recruit to the standards they actually had," commented Fedora.

UNC will likely posess the highest rating amongst community college football teams once they lose their creds. That is unless you count the other community colleges in North Carolina, where Lenoir, Pitt, Wilson, and even Montgomery CC's taxidermy program will push UNC to 5th.

Even though Fedora was excited about the possible new standards, the football team was less than pleased. One unnamed source responded, "now we will actually have to go to a real class. This sucks!" 

- Posted by believe

...and then transferred to ECU as all academic failures do. No more worries.

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Uncle Bobo works at the Capitol building. He gets tips straight from the top! He is a senior in the maintenance department....one of the top guys. Not looking good for the state kollege. 

- Posted by My Name is Harr

Lots of typing to say "my uncle cleans toilets"

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He is a senior maintenance person. He only gets the big jobs. He has connections with the governor.

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He is a senior maintenance person. He only gets the big jobs. He has connections with the governor. 

- Posted by My Name is Harr

Oh so he cleans the governor's toilet then? Man. I bet Bev Perdue's toilet always needed cleaning/fixing with the amount of BS she drops.

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Maybe!

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Uncle Bobo works at the Capitol building. He gets tips straight from the top! He is a senior in the maintenance department....one of the top guys. Not looking good for the state kollege. 

- Posted by My Name is Harr

If he is in the "right" place, why is he ALWAYS wrong? I'm confused. :)