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  • swray001 Dec 26, 7:11 p.m.
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    how many unc fans does it take to replace a light bulb. eight because they are twice a dumb as the polocks.

  • TruthBKnown Banned Again01 Dec 26, 7:07 p.m.
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    How can you tell if someone is a Carolina graduate?

    You can see "UNC" on their class ring when they pick their nose.

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    How do you get a Carolina grad off your front porch?

    Pay them for the pizza.

  • TruthBKnown Banned Again01 Dec 26, 7:05 p.m.
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    How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

    Marry it.

    — Posted by Smitty likes little boys

    Nice!

  • TruthBKnown Banned Again01 Dec 26, 7:01 p.m.
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    Uh oh -- it looks like Tommy B has been banned again. The initial post here has been deleted. Dummies at WRAL aren't even smart enough to delete the posts that contain the original joke! LOL

  • TruthBKnown Banned Again01 Dec 26, 7:00 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    I won't get baited into posting any jokes here. Last time I did that, I got banned within 24 hours!

  • State Internal Investigator Dec 26, 2:56 p.m.
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    What do tornadoes have in common with state graduates?

    They both end up in trailer parks!

  • Smitty likes little boys Dec 26, 2:24 p.m.
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    Why do men die before their wives?

    Because they want to.

  • Smitty likes little boys Dec 26, 2:24 p.m.
    Pro

    Why do women have less gas than men?

    Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure

  • Smitty likes little boys Dec 26, 2:22 p.m.
    Pro

    How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

    Marry it.

  • BattlingBishop 5 Dec 26, 1:13 p.m.
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    I find it humorous that Peterson is trying to surpass Dickerson as the NFL's single season yardage leader on the ground.

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