RE: Another Jokes Thread
Only because I haven't read these before.- Posted by Unc r Hypocrits
This aye-hole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically asked, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath. Taste it and find out."
I was talking to a girl in a bar last Saturday. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave, and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did all that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born by feeling her boobies. "Really," she said, "Go on then...try." After about 30 seconds of fondling, she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?" I said, "Yesterday."
I was in a bar last week and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so?" I said, "Most definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Nice Tommy. Be careful though! WRAL doesn't like jokes that can make people laugh.