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  • swray001 Dec 26, 2012
    Sports Legend

    how many unc fans does it take to replace a light bulb. eight because they are twice a dumb as the polocks.

  • TruthBKnown Banned Again01 Dec 26, 2012
    Sports Legend

    How can you tell if someone is a Carolina graduate?

    You can see "UNC" on their class ring when they pick their nose.

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    How do you get a Carolina grad off your front porch?

    Pay them for the pizza.

  • TruthBKnown Banned Again01 Dec 26, 2012
    Sports Legend

    View quoted thread


    Nice!

  • TruthBKnown Banned Again01 Dec 26, 2012
    Sports Legend

    Uh oh -- it looks like Tommy B has been banned again. The initial post here has been deleted. Dummies at WRAL aren't even smart enough to delete the posts that contain the original joke! LOL

  • TruthBKnown Banned Again01 Dec 26, 2012
    Sports Legend

    I won't get baited into posting any jokes here. Last time I did that, I got banned within 24 hours!

  • State Internal Investigator Dec 26, 2012
    Veteran

    What do tornadoes have in common with state graduates?

    They both end up in trailer parks!

  • Smitty likes little boys Dec 26, 2012
    Pro

    Why do men die before their wives?

    Because they want to.

  • Smitty likes little boys Dec 26, 2012
    Pro

    Why do women have less gas than men?

    Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure

  • Smitty likes little boys Dec 26, 2012
    Pro

    How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

    Marry it.

  • BattlingBishop 5 Dec 26, 2012
    Sports Legend

    I find it humorous that Peterson is trying to surpass Dickerson as the NFL's single season yardage leader on the ground.

  • Smitty likes little boys Dec 26, 2012
    Pro

    View quoted thread


    Please give back that extra chomosome, downie.

  • State Internal Investigator Dec 26, 2012
    Veteran

    Breaking story on WRAL - 30 state students are stuck on an escalator following a loss of electricty at the college library!

  • State Internal Investigator Dec 26, 2012
    Veteran

    How do you define safe sex at State?

    They put signs on the animals that kick backwards.

  • State Internal Investigator Dec 26, 2012
    Veteran

    Did you hear about the fire in states basketball dorm that destroyed 20 books last night?

    The real tragedy was that 15 of them had not been colored in yet.

  • Unc r Hypocrits Dec 26, 2012
    Sports Legend

    View quoted thread


    Yeah, I know. Just waiting for someone to get offended OR see the opportunity to get a Wolfpacker banned again. :(

  • Smitty likes little boys Dec 26, 2012
    Pro

    View quoted thread


    HAHAHAHA!

    Nice Tommy. Be careful though! WRAL doesn't like jokes that can make people laugh.

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