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Uncle Bobo Said Bev in Emergency Meeting to Declare a State of Emergency Due to the Bowl Beatdown by Vandy

Uncle Bobo said that the governor is worried about state kollege wolfers jumping off bridges and overpasses. The anticpated whipping by 31 of state kollege has a lot of wolfers uneasy and most are already mentally unstable. This coupled with how the basketball team has failed to perform as a national championship team is the perfect storm for state wolfers to just go insane. A press conference is scheduled at 11:00 am for an official announcement. Thanks to Uncle Bobo for bringing this to us earlier.

RE: Uncle Bobo Said Bev in Emergency Meeting to Declare a State of Emergency Due to the Bowl Beatdown by Vandy

Sir, that is a racist comment and I will not tolerate it. Reported.

RE: Uncle Bobo Said Bev in Emergency Meeting to Declare a State of Emergency Due to the Bowl Beatdown by Vandy

In this age of the offended I am not surprised that anyone finds something objectionale in everything. Good luck SIR....LOLOLOL

RE: Uncle Bobo Said Bev in Emergency Meeting to Declare a State of Emergency Due to the Bowl Beatdown by Vandy

Bobo said the announcement has been delayed for a few more minutes. They have called in Elmo over the Transportation Dept to get his tought. I will keep you posted as I hear from Uncle Bobo!

RE: Uncle Bobo Said Bev in Emergency Meeting to Declare a State of Emergency Due to the Bowl Beatdown by Vandy

Update - Bev is apparently pleading with wolfer officials to forfeit the bowl game and hold a tractor parade in Rawleigh instead for this years #23 ranked Dream team. Maybe they could bring in "googs and cooch" and honor them again for getting tossed out of the game when alumni....ROFLMAO!!! Updates to follow as Bobo passes them on.

Bev is quoted as saying "If state kollege loses as badly as predicted it will be worse for "doctor" Yows program than the nation falling off the fiscal cliff!!!

RE: Uncle Bobo Said Bev in Emergency Meeting to Declare a State of Emergency Due to the Bowl Beatdown by Vandy

And the fun has already begun. Sure did not take long...lololol

RE: Uncle Bobo Said Bev in Emergency Meeting to Declare a State of Emergency Due to the Bowl Beatdown by Vandy

State kollege has found a way to outdo Dook in looking like klowns. 3 turnovers in the first quarter! Can the wolfers set the NCAA records for turnovers in a bowl.....I think they can. Poor Bevs worse dreams are happening now. "Doctor" (snicker) Yow may lose her job over this total embarassment.

RE: Uncle Bobo Said Bev in Emergency Meeting to Declare a State of Emergency Due to the Bowl Beatdown by Vandy

Up to 5 turnovers....come on state kollege you can get the record. What a bunch of Klowns state kollege is. Glennon is really showing his stuff....ROFLMAO!!!

RE: Uncle Bobo Said Bev in Emergency Meeting to Declare a State of Emergency Due to the Bowl Beatdown by Vandy

Well no record set by wolfers but they did equal dook in looking like klowns with their 5 turnovers. Poor things. "Doctor" Yow (snicker) is really looking bad. The state kollege program is a shambles and they really played horrible. Glennon looked bad with 3 interceptions and 3 sacks.
Uncle Bobo said that extra state police have been stationed at bridges and overpasses due to the state of mind state kollege wolfers are in right now. A state of emergency has been declared.

RE: Uncle Bobo Said Bev in Emergency Meeting to Declare a State of Emergency Due to the Bowl Beatdown by Vandy

Poor Yow has some "splaining" to do! She should have taken Bevs advice and pulled a no show! Klowns from play 1.

RE: Uncle Bobo Said Bev in Emergency Meeting to Declare a State of Emergency Due to the Bowl Beatdown by Vandy

Uncle Bobo is sorry to report that already a number of state kollege fans have been taken to Cherry for analysis....they are really in a bad state of mind. The SHWP is busy on the case though and have stopped several at bridges and overpasses!