Maryland to sue NC State for damages

Rumor has it Maryland is suing NC State for damage to both their basketball rims after they sustained substantial damage from all the bricks Scott "Brick" Wood (formerly known as "The Best Pure Shooter in the Nation") clanged off them during last night's basketball game in College Park, Md. NCSU athletic director Dr. Debra Yow would not comment, citing a possible conspiracy involving former Maryland basketball coach Gary Williams (spotted in a Comcast Center box suite last night) and ESPN basketball analyst Jay Bilas. Subsequent attempts to contact Yow via email were unsuccessful due to a full inbox.

RE: Maryland to sue NC State for damages

Whattafan!!

Poor lil lady.

RE: Maryland to sue NC State for damages

Rumor has it Maryland is suing NC State for damage to both their basketball rims after they sustained substantial damage from all the bricks Scott "Brick" Wood (formerly known as "The Best Pure Shooter in the Nation") clanged off them during last night's basketball game in College Park, Md. NCSU athletic director Dr. Debra Yow would not comment, citing a possible conspiracy involving former Maryland basketball coach Gary Williams (spotted in a Comcast Center box suite last night) and ESPN basketball analyst Jay Bilas. Subsequent attempts to contact Yow via email were unsuccessful due to a full inbox.
- Posted by Hans

Are you serious? I'd have expected this out of Sassie. You've sunk quickly. Go to the EWEnc forum so you can be with your fellow fans ---------->

RE: Maryland to sue NC State for damages

Little angry this morning? You must not have been a fan for very long if last night's egg-laying was shocking to you.

RE: Maryland to sue NC State for damages

I'm sorry you can't recognize the difference between posting a troll thread about the team you claim to cheer for vs. actual criticism. Intelligence isn't your strong suit, is it? Back to the EWEnc forums for you!

RE: Maryland to sue NC State for damages

Rumor has it Maryland is suing NC State for damage to both their basketball rims after they sustained substantial damage from all the bricks Scott "Brick" Wood (formerly known as "The Best Pure Shooter in the Nation") clanged off them during last night's basketball game in College Park, Md. NCSU athletic director Dr. Debra Yow would not comment, citing a possible conspiracy involving former Maryland basketball coach Gary Williams (spotted in a Comcast Center box suite last night) and ESPN basketball analyst Jay Bilas. Subsequent attempts to contact Yow via email were unsuccessful due to a full inbox.
- Posted by Hans

What TF??? And you claim to be a State fan? You're an idjutt!!!

RE: Maryland to sue NC State for damages

Rumor has it Maryland is suing NC State for damage to both their basketball rims after they sustained substantial damage from all the bricks Scott "Brick" Wood (formerly known as "The Best Pure Shooter in the Nation") clanged off them during last night's basketball game in College Park, Md. NCSU athletic director Dr. Debra Yow would not comment, citing a possible conspiracy involving former Maryland basketball coach Gary Williams (spotted in a Comcast Center box suite last night) and ESPN basketball analyst Jay Bilas. Subsequent attempts to contact Yow via email were unsuccessful due to a full inbox.
- Posted by Hans

I think i saw Gov Martin and the Swoff in that suite too!!

LOL

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That's funny, I don't care who you are.

RE: Maryland to sue NC State for damages

BREAKING: Pack Pride to dispatch teams of investigators to examine allegations that Roy Williams' BB Gun was involved in NC State loss/lawsuit.

College Park, MD - Following the unthinkable loss of the Preseason National Champion Wolfpack to the Maryland Terrapins, rumors began to circulate pointing to eyewitness sightings of former NC Governor Jim Martin and ACC Commissioner John D. Swofford in and around the Comcast Center Wednesday night. According to sources, one eyewitness saw the pair entering the Comcast Center with Martin carrying what looked to be a "long, black umbrella". Sources also say that both Martin and Swofford were spotted in a box suite with former Maryland basketball coach Gary Williams. While we cannot confirm these sightings, we can confirm that a source very close to the team, speaking under condition of anonymity, has acknowledged that Scott "Brick" Wood reported a "stinging, searing" pain in his left buttock every time he attempted to take a shot in last night's contest. C.J. "Airball" Leslie reported a similar sensation on shots and attempts to box a Maryland player out. Upon release of this information, rumors immediately began swirling on the internet that North Carolina basketball coach Roy Williams, who has long threatened to shoot any NC State fan on sight, had given his BB gun to Martin in the "deliberate attempt to derail NC State's impending ACC and National championship" (in the words of a Pack Pride member). A Pack Pride spokesman told us that while they have no concrete evidence to support such a claim, the allegations seem entirely plausible to them, and they have dispatched two teams of investigators - one to College Park and one to Chapel Hill- to get to the bottom of things. Attempts to contact NCSU Athletic Director Dr. Debra Yow via email were unsuccessful due to a full inbox.

RE: Maryland to sue NC State for damages

BREAKING: Pack Pride to dispatch teams of investigators to examine allegations that Roy Williams' BB Gun was involved in NC State loss/lawsuit.

College Park, MD - Following the unthinkable loss of the Preseason National Champion Wolfpack to the Maryland Terrapins, rumors began to circulate pointing to eyewitness sightings of former NC Governor Jim Martin and ACC Commissioner John D. Swofford in and around the Comcast Center Wednesday night. According to sources, one eyewitness saw the pair entering the Comcast Center with Martin carrying what looked to be a "long, black umbrella". Sources also say that both Martin and Swofford were spotted in a box suite with former Maryland basketball coach Gary Williams. While we cannot confirm these sightings, we can confirm that a source very close to the team, speaking under condition of anonymity, has acknowledged that Scott "Brick" Wood reported a "stinging, searing" pain in his left buttock every time he attempted to take a shot in last night's contest. C.J. "Airball" Leslie reported a similar sensation on shots and attempts to box a Maryland player out. Upon release of this information, rumors immediately began swirling on the internet that North Carolina basketball coach Roy Williams, who has long threatened to shoot any NC State fan on sight, had given his BB gun to Martin in the "deliberate attempt to derail NC State's impending ACC and National championship" (in the words of a Pack Pride member). A Pack Pride spokesman told us that while they have no concrete evidence to support such a claim, the allegations seem entirely plausible to them, and they have dispatched two teams of investigators - one to College Park and one to Chapel Hill- to get to the bottom of things. Attempts to contact NCSU Athletic Director Dr. Debra Yow via email were unsuccessful due to a full inbox.
- Posted by Hans

Did you write this? If so, it is pretty funny (good job), shoot even if you didn't write it, it's still funny.

RE: Maryland to sue NC State for damages

i think dan kane has actual evidence supporting this story.

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