Trade proposal to Blue Heaven: One Hans for a bag of pork rinds...
...and a coca-cola.
He doesn't really belong here amongst the fans of the team with the 14th toughest sos, 11th highest rpi, 21st best power ranking, 3rd best fg%, and 10th highest ppg in the country. Pretty sure he would be happier with one of the other
346 division one schools out there.... and we heard that you are thinking of starting a serious academic program, so perhaps you are qualified.
We are willing to defer payment of the pork rinds and coke to a later date, but would appreciate it if you could take delivery of hans right away.
Thanking you for your immediate consideration of this proposal, I am
A
TRUE Wolfpack Fan.
RE: Trade proposal to Blue Heaven: One Hans for a bag of pork rinds...
You'll never get that much. I'm for a straight giveaway.
RE: Trade proposal to Blue Heaven: One Hans for a bag of pork rinds...
I don't know if they'll go for the coke or not. Might be asking too much in return.
RE: Trade proposal to Blue Heaven: One Hans for a bag of pork rinds...
No trade. UNC fans say Hans speaks the truth. Since we now know that UNC fans are LIARS, they won't accept him into their LIARS CLUB.
UNC = LIARS
RE: Trade proposal to Blue Heaven: One Hans for a bag of pork rinds...
I don't know if they'll go for the coke or not. Might be asking too much in return.
- Posted by Killing Time
Ssshhhhhhh!
I figured i had to start the price high, for haggling purposes!
RE: Trade proposal to Blue Heaven: One Hans for a bag of pork rinds...
Sure, send him over. We'd love another intelligent and honest fan. With qualifications like that, he'll fit in better on the blue side anyway
You can pick up your pork rinds and Coke at the John Deere dealership nearest your location.
RE: Trade proposal to Blue Heaven: One Hans for a bag of pork rinds...
Sure, send him over. We'd love another intelligent and honest fan. With qualifications like that, he'll fit in better on the blue side anyway
You can pick up your pork rinds and Coke at the John Deere dealership nearest your location.
- Posted by still heelman1973
Hmmm... forgetting the fact that your second sentance is not logically consistant with the third....
...what the hey, one shouldn't look a gift 'hole in the... well, anywhere, really.
He's yours!
You can keep the rinds n pop...
Just remember: NO RETURNS!
RE: Trade proposal to Blue Heaven: One Hans for a bag of pork rinds...
Sure, send him over. We'd love another intelligent and honest fan. With qualifications like that, he'll fit in better on the blue side anyway
You can pick up your pork rinds and Coke at the John Deere dealership nearest your location.
- Posted by still heelman1973
If he's an honest fan, he won't last in The Liars Club.
UNC = LIARS
RE: Trade proposal to Blue Heaven: One Hans for a bag of pork rinds...
Never seen a more insecure fanbase in my life.
Poor state college.
Poor babies can't even take mild criticism from one of their own.
Grow up!
RE: Trade proposal to Blue Heaven: One Hans for a bag of pork rinds...
Sure, send him over. We'd love another intelligent and honest fan. With qualifications like that, he'll fit in better on the blue side anyway
You can pick up your pork rinds and Coke at the John Deere dealership nearest your location.
- Posted by still heelman1973
If he's an honest fan, he won't last in The Liars Club.
UNC = LIARS
Poor hurt one. Would you like your own bag of pork rinds? We'll throw in an extra just for you, little one.
RE: Trade proposal to Blue Heaven: One Hans for a bag of pork rinds...
Never seen a more insecure fanbase in my life.
Poor state college.
Poor babies can't even take mild criticism from one of their own.
Grow up!
- Posted by Lux Libertas
Criticize schmiticize.... I don't care about that per se, save that it seems to be his sole talent. I prefer a higher level of analytical ability. Anything above Chicken Little would be an upgrade.
Plus, I simply don't like his pastel blue wardrobe.
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