SuperTrolls ASSEMBLE!!!
Tomorrow is a BIG day trolls, so I hope you are all preparing to do your part.... just remember, lie, dissemble, project, exaggerate... do
whatever you have to do to keep the focus away from NC State success and UNC mediocrity.
Special orders:
Sassie- break out some new blue underoos. Can't approach your work seriously with the burned out backside flapping around like that. Practice typing "BBBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!" for an hour or so tonight, and please, please try to make your different personalities actually sound different.
Hans- Put a coat of minwax on your Mr. Crotchity cane, and get some red touch-up for that blue that's shining through. Gargle with gravel for an hour or so to keep any latent good will from trying to creep into your heart, and remember your motto : " a win is really just a loss, with more points added".
Blueduke- Put a spit-shine on your lift shoes, and remember to follow Hans's lead... but DON'T follow so clozely this time... you keep stepping on his heels, and getting a little brown around the nose.
Honorable Jacob- I think some more crazy predictions should work for you.... along the lines of your predicted UNC by 45 over Duke.... you know.... crazy works for trolls.... make that your baby.
Lux- Bust Out A New Blue Uni... another one that looks like a truck stop diner dress will do just fine... the tacky is a great troll venue.
The remaining trolls- just remember the Prime Directive: lie, distort, dissemble, and duck....
You have your orders.
RE: SuperTrolls ASSEMBLE!!!
Tomorrow is a BIG day trolls, so I hope you are all preparing to do your part.... just remember, lie, dissemble, project, exaggerate... do whatever you have to do to keep the focus away from NC State success and UNC mediocrity.
Special orders:
Sassie- break out some new blue underoos. Can't approach your work seriously with the burned out backside flapping around like that. Practice typing "BBBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!" for an hour or so tonight, and please, please try to make your different personalities actually sound different.
Hans- Put a coat of minwax on your Mr. Crotchity cane, and get some red touch-up for that blue that's shining through. Gargle with gravel for an hour or so to keep any latent good will from trying to creep into your heart, and remember your motto : " a win is really just a loss, with more points added".
Blueduke- Put a spit-shine on your lift shoes, and remember to follow Hans's lead... but DON'T follow so clozely this time... you keep stepping on his heels, and getting a little brown around the nose.
Honorable Jacob- I think some more crazy predictions should work for you.... along the lines of your predicted UNC by 45 over Duke.... you know.... crazy works for trolls.... make that your baby.
Lux- Bust Out A New Blue Uni... another one that looks like a truck stop diner dress will do just fine... the tacky is a great troll venue.
The remaining trolls- just remember the Prime Directive: lie, distort, dissemble, and duck....
You have your orders.
- Posted by barthc98
I was only off by 50. Not too shabby.
RE: SuperTrolls ASSEMBLE!!!
I agree that these Trolls are getting out of hand.
Wolfpackshizzy, KT,Barf69, 69wolfalum, packisback are all so very embarassing to the wolfpack
If we do not stop these posters we will continue to be the laughing stock of the ACC
RE: SuperTrolls ASSEMBLE!!!
Tomorrow is a BIG day trolls, so I hope you are all preparing to do your part.... just remember, lie, dissemble, project, exaggerate... do whatever you have to do to keep the focus away from NC State success and UNC mediocrity.
Special orders:
Sassie- break out some new blue underoos. Can't approach your work seriously with the burned out backside flapping around like that. Practice typing "BBBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!" for an hour or so tonight, and please, please try to make your different personalities actually sound different.
Hans- Put a coat of minwax on your Mr. Crotchity cane, and get some red touch-up for that blue that's shining through. Gargle with gravel for an hour or so to keep any latent good will from trying to creep into your heart, and remember your motto : " a win is really just a loss, with more points added".
Blueduke- Put a spit-shine on your lift shoes, and remember to follow Hans's lead... but DON'T follow so clozely this time... you keep stepping on his heels, and getting a little brown around the nose.
Honorable Jacob- I think some more crazy predictions should work for you.... along the lines of your predicted UNC by 45 over Duke.... you know.... crazy works for trolls.... make that your baby.
Lux- Bust Out A New Blue Uni... another one that looks like a truck stop diner dress will do just fine... the tacky is a great troll venue.
The remaining trolls- just remember the Prime Directive: lie, distort, dissemble, and duck....
You have your orders.
- Posted by barthc98
LOL
<love>
the TRUE posts are always the funniest.
lol
and remember your motto : " a win is really just a loss, with more points added".
LOL
poor, poor, hansy.
she ain't seen the sun, since I don't know when....
RE: SuperTrolls ASSEMBLE!!!
Tomorrow is a BIG day trolls, so I hope you are all preparing to do your part.... just remember, lie, dissemble, project, exaggerate... do whatever you have to do to keep the focus away from NC State success and UNC mediocrity.
Special orders:
Sassie- break out some new blue underoos. Can't approach your work seriously with the burned out backside flapping around like that. Practice typing "BBBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!" for an hour or so tonight, and please, please try to make your different personalities actually sound different.
Hans- Put a coat of minwax on your Mr. Crotchity cane, and get some red touch-up for that blue that's shining through. Gargle with gravel for an hour or so to keep any latent good will from trying to creep into your heart, and remember your motto : " a win is really just a loss, with more points added".
Blueduke- Put a spit-shine on your lift shoes, and remember to follow Hans's lead... but DON'T follow so clozely this time... you keep stepping on his heels, and getting a little brown around the nose.
Honorable Jacob- I think some more crazy predictions should work for you.... along the lines of your predicted UNC by 45 over Duke.... you know.... crazy works for trolls.... make that your baby.
Lux- Bust Out A New Blue Uni... another one that looks like a truck stop diner dress will do just fine... the tacky is a great troll venue.
The remaining trolls- just remember the Prime Directive: lie, distort, dissemble, and duck....
You have your orders.
- Posted by barthc98
Bump +100
you know the first one to the trough
I agree that these Trolls are getting out of hand.
Wolfpackshizzy, KT,Barf69, 69wolfalum, packisback are all so very embarassing to the wolfpack
If we do not stop these posters we will continue to be the laughing stock of the ACC
- Posted by 86wolfAlumn
STFU. Sass
RE: SuperTrolls ASSEMBLE!!!
STFU. Sass
please, don't even quote her.
she'll leave soon enough.
RE: SuperTrolls ASSEMBLE!!!
Wolfshizzy what is your problem
You make such stewpid and senseless pots that it makes you look absolutely ridiculous and the wolfpack as crazy.
Please refrain from posting unless you seek some educational assistance
RE: SuperTrolls ASSEMBLE!!!
Sassie the sheep in wolves clothing...
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