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  • PackFanUpInHere May 16, 6:23 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    A UNC* fan, a Duke fan, and an NC State fan are walking on the beach when the UNC* fan stumps... View More

    — Posted by Misanthropic Lycanthrope

    That is quite possibly the dumbest "joke" I've ever heard.

    — Posted by Super Hans

    Yeah....but don't you know it cracks up the 'necks that work with Pack-O-Lips down at the farm... View More

    — Posted by TarheelDynasty

    Actually, while you are here, I have a question for you, Bon Qui Qui. How do you pronounce your... View More

    — Posted by Misanthropic Lycanthrope

    Lol

    It's a "pansy thang".

    :)

  • KT smakt your mother May 15, 10:00 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    A UNC* fan, a Duke fan, and an NC State fan are walking on the beach when the UNC* fan stumps... View More

    — Posted by Misanthropic Lycanthrope

    That is quite possibly the dumbest "joke" I've ever heard.

    — Posted by Super Hans

    Yeah....but don't you know it cracks up the 'necks that work with Pack-O-Lips down at the farm... View More

    — Posted by TarheelDynasty

    Actually, while you are here, I have a question for you, Bon Qui Qui. How do you pronounce your... View More

    — Posted by Misanthropic Lycanthrope

    It's "bon qwee qwee"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M

  • Misanthropic Lycanthrope May 15, 9:44 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    A UNC* fan, a Duke fan, and an NC State fan are walking on the beach when the UNC* fan stumps... View More

    — Posted by Misanthropic Lycanthrope

    That is quite possibly the dumbest "joke" I've ever heard.

    — Posted by Super Hans

    Yeah....but don't you know it cracks up the 'necks that work with Pack-O-Lips down at the farm... View More

    — Posted by TarheelDynasty

    Actually, while you are here, I have a question for you, Bon Qui Qui. How do you pronounce your name? Is it "Bon Kee Kee," or "Bon Kwee Kwee"?

    I ask because, until last year or so, I was under the impression that the name Marquise would be pronounced "Mar-keese," seeing as how the word marquis is pronounced "mar-kee." Much to my amazement, it seems the "correct" pronunciation of Marquise is "Mar-kweese." Very interesting...

  • TarheelDynasty May 15, 9:01 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    A UNC* fan, a Duke fan, and an NC State fan are walking on the beach when the UNC* fan stumps... View More

    — Posted by Misanthropic Lycanthrope

    That is quite possibly the dumbest "joke" I've ever heard.

    — Posted by Super Hans

    Yeah....but don't you know it cracks up the 'necks that work with Pack-O-Lips down at the farm supply "dee-poe". Only spray-painting slurs in the "Free Expression Tunnel" amuses that trash more.

    ohboy.

  • Super Hans May 15, 8:49 p.m.
    Rookie

    A UNC* fan, a Duke fan, and an NC State fan are walking on the beach when the UNC* fan stumps... View More

    — Posted by Misanthropic Lycanthrope

    That is quite possibly the dumbest "joke" I've ever heard.

  • Misanthropic Lycanthrope May 15, 4:03 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    A UNC* fan, a Duke fan, and an NC State fan are walking on the beach when the UNC* fan stumps his toe on a metal oil lamp stuck in the sand. He whines and cries for a minute or so, in typical UNC* fan fashion, then picks it up. "Hmm... wonder if there's a genie in there?" says the UNC* fan. The State and Duke fans snicker, and the Duke fan says "why don't you rub it and find out, genius?" The UNC* fan immediately does so, and to the State and Duke fans' amazement, a genie pops out!

    "Told ya so," says the UNC* fan in a typical smug, nasal, UNC* fan voice. The genie says "Hello, gentlemen. You have freed me from centuries of imprisonment in my lamp. I will grant you three wishes, as a display of my gratitude."

    "I found him, so I get all three!!!" whines the UNC* fan. The genie frowns at the petulant child of a man and says "Um... well... that's not very fair. I shall grant you one wish each."

    The UNC* fan whines, "Fine! But I go first. I'm sick and tired of us UNC* fans being scattered all over the country, and having to work for those bossy Duke and NC State fans. I want us all gathered up in Chapel Hill, where we can have a country of our own!"

    The genie looks a bit perplexed at the stupidity of the UNC* fan's wish, but must grant it. Instantly, the UNC* fan vanishes, and is transported to Chapel Hill, where UNC* fans now have their own sovereign country.

    The Duke fan grins and says "Ok. Build a wall around it so they can't get out." The genie grants his wish, and an enormous stone wall 1000 feet high instantly surrounds Chapel Hill.

    The NC State fan grins even bigger and says, "Excellent. Now fill it to the brim with water."

  • Misanthropic Lycanthrope May 15, 3:48 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    How many former UNC* "student athletes" does it take to change a lightbulb? It better only be one; I'm not paying them to socialize.

    How do you get a former UNC* football player to leave your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.

    Four UNC* "student-athletes" are riding in a car - who is driving? A police officer.

    Some Duke fans have trouble spelling "Krzyzewski." Almost all UNC* fans have trouble spelling "Smith."

  • KT smakt your mother May 15, 10:57 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    How many UNC football players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 2, but they each get 3 hours of credit.

    The psychology professor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.

    Speaking specifically about manic depression, the professor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

    A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, "The kerliner basketball coach!"

  • PackFanUpInHere May 15, 10:14 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    game to determine the once and for all

    Lol

    #SwahiliFTW

    :)

  • Guitarzan May 15, 9:30 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    dook and state had a football game to determine the once and for all who was the best and brightest. The game was played in a field next to a railroad track. It was a scoreless tie late in the fourth quarter when a train passed and blew its whistle. The state players thought that was the end of the game and walked off the field. Four plays later dook scored.

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