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  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 22, 4:55 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarney,

    I've been used like a cheap Q-tip, please hold me!

    Sissy

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 22, 12:00 p.m.
    Towel Boy

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    PS: There's still no break in the case. But were determined to bring Daddy and his entourage to justice!!!

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 21, 10:11 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarney!!!!!

    I'm, infuriated, confused flabbergasted, and hurt,

    My Daddy went to watch Carolina break multiple season records in Chapel Thrill yesterday. All whilst slapping the taste of puke's mouth in the process. My husband is balled up in the fetal as we speak.
    But what I cant fathom JaBalogna, is the fact that my Daddy and all of his buddies were able to have a party up in Boshamer Stadium with a multitude of high end cocktails for which the likes I have never heard of.
    I realize i'm a socially inept more on, and don't get out much, but this infuriates me!!!!
    How in the wide world of Rue Paul, can they take alcohol into the stadium?
    IT"S NOT ALLOWED IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I've called the local authorities, the State Troopers, the FBI, and Homeland Security.
    And, we had a special emergency MADD meeting last night to discuss this outrage.

    Help me stop this unadulterated partying JaBarney!!!!!! It's killing me!!!

    Sissy

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 19, 8:37 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarnst,

    Will I ever have the mental capacity to run with the big dogs?
    Because right now, I still have absolutely NOTHING, but worthless deflections and childish circle talking. Jabloney, it's a miracle I can even make complete a sentence when Daddy comes around. The side of my face is beet red!
    Will I always be a worthless, two bit looser JaBolongna?

    Sissy Kay

  • Tyson May 19, 3:54 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    How does one know what contest go on at said venue unless they have been to said venue? It's the carolina way...

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 19, 2:34 p.m.
    Towel Boy

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    PPS: There's gonna be a rump roast at the house afterwards. I'm soooo exited!!!

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 19, 2:26 p.m.
    Towel Boy

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    PS: Please come to see me in the sauce gurgling contest tonight at Legends.

  • KT inbound May 19, 12:55 p.m.
    Bench Warmer

    a moral victory for smittygirl would be finding one last drop of liquor in a bottle that somebody had thrown away.

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 19, 12:53 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Dear JaBarney,

    My husband's team beat Carolina in baseball last night.
    This is a HUGE Moral Victory for me!

    I love you!!!

    Sissy Kay

  • KT inbound May 18, 11:44 a.m.
    Bench Warmer

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    fueled by booze and shame.

  • Tyson May 18, 11:24 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    the back of your daddy's hand is in a same sex marriage

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 17, 11:50 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarney,

    My husband and me might be moving to San Fran sooner than we thought. No point in staying here when the only reason for living is being shut down like a six pack at one of my MADD meetings.
    I'm so exited to finally get to somewhere where we are accepted as the norm!

    Sissy Kay

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 16, 10:24 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarney!!!!!

    Please!!!! Help me stop the mental BEATINGS!!!!

    Sissy Kay

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 16, 11:00 a.m.
    Towel Boy

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    LOL!!!!

  • DaddyNatty May 16, 10:38 a.m.
    Towel Boy

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    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 15, 9:28 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    I'm being treated like a small child JaBarney! Like my opinion means absolutely NOTHING!!!
    Will I ever have the mental capacity to run with the big dogs?

    Thanks,

    Sissy

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 11, 10:24 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    "all my wants, and hopeless needs, got thrown directly in the trash."

  • KT inbound May 10, 11:17 a.m.
    Bench Warmer

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    smittygirl is mad that people who aren't fall down drunks generally don't stay up all night on message boards.

  • KT smakt your mom May 7, 4:35 p.m.
    Towel Boy

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    Pro tip for the alcoholic: people stay up late without posting on internet message boards drunk. You should try it sometime.

    Hashpound layoffthebottle

  • Tyson May 1, 3:40 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Go Wolfpack

  • Tyson Apr 26, 9:18 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    Ted Kapita

  • Ksistsikumipitaw Feb 1, 11:03 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    I'm crumbling JaBarney!!!

  • KT says 28-21 Feb 1, 12:11 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    proof that smittygirl is all talk and ZERO credibility:

    http://www.wralsportsfan.com/ncsu/forum_topic/16486947/?d_comments_page=1

  • KT says 28-21 Jan 30, 9:10 a.m.
    Towel Boy

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    it sounds like smittygirl is buttmad the mods think her posts are drivel as well.

    keep lashing out. your tears are delicious.

  • Ksistsikumipitaw Jan 29, 10:00 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Dear JaBarney,

    Thanks for helping me get the SOS out to Mommy. The BEATINGS were so unmerciful.

    Sissy

  • Ksistsikumipitaw Jan 21, 8:05 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Dear JaBarney,

    I cant help that I was born this way!!!! Yet, I feel the need to apologize for being gay. Why is the world so cruel?

    Sissy

  • Ksistsikumipitaw Jan 21, 4:36 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Dear JaBarney,

    My Peck got HUMILIATED at home by Weak Forst.
    They haven't won a road conference game in almost three years. Until today.
    All I will have is deflections and talking in circles.

    Am I always going to be a worthless loser?

    Sissy

  • Ksistsikumipitaw Jan 19, 6:39 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Dear JaBarney,

    All I can offer you is deflections, circles, and my body.

    Lil Sissy Kay

  • Ksistsikumipitaw Jan 15, 1:35 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Dear JaBarney,

    I've changed my mind, my husband and I would like to have a threesome.

    I've always wanted you,

    Sissy

  • Ksistsikumipitaw Jan 15, 1:00 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Leave my husband alone!!!!

    Sincerely,

    Sissy Kay

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