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  • Daddy's Backhand Jun 23, 7:45 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Dear JaBarney,

    Tamra and me saw our neighbor outside drinking a beer on hi porch. and I threw up all over the place. We are gonna have to move, I wont live next to that stuff.
    It scares me JaBarney!

    Hold me!!!

    Sissy Kay

  • Daddy's Backhand Jun 22, 10:20 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarney,

    I'm terrified of beer commercials. Please hold me!!!!

    Sissy Kay

  • Daddy's Backhand Jun 21, 12:07 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread


    PS: Where would we even park?

  • Daddy's Backhand Jun 20, 9:11 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarney!!!!!!!!

    Alcohol sales at university sporting events are growing!!!!!!!!

    I get panic attacks just seeing beer commercials!!!!!! What will me and my husband ever do if we can finally afford to go?

    I'm having a panic attack!!!!

    Sissy Kay

  • Daddy's Backhand Jun 19, 4:42 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBurnst,

    I'm having a had time with THE Rules.
    I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired of doing as I am told.
    And my Daddy doesnt play the link game, OR, talk in circles.
    Will I always be his puppet?

    Lil Sissy Kay

  • Daddy's Backhand Jun 17, 11:30 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread


    PS: I have been USED like a cheap rag.

  • Daddy's Backhand Jun 14, 9:42 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarney,

    Why has NC State been totally irrelevant since 1983? It's so awful frustrating.
    It infuriates me,

    Sissy Kay

  • Daddy's Backhand Jun 8, 11:32 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Jabarnst,

    PLEASE stop any age drinking!!!!

    Sissy!

  • Daddy's Backhand Jun 7, 2:05 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread


    PS: I am scared of beer. It terrifies me.

  • Daddy's Backhand Jun 7, 12:14 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Daer JaBarney,

    Will I ever be able to afford even a 3 day weekend?

    Sissy

  • Daddy's Backhand Jun 6, 12:45 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread


    PS: Is there anywhere I can hide from all the beer drinking that will be going on at the BBQs this upcoming holiday Weekend?
    I'm scared to death of beer.

  • Daddy's Backhand Jun 6, 12:27 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Dear JaBologna,

    The Crack 9 got humiliated on national TV, again.
    And with that, all my hopes and dreams for the rest of 2017 have been balled up, and thrown directly in the trash.
    (as per usual) like my husband likes to say.

    I'll just go back to the only thing I have left, worthless deflections and circle talking.

    I love you JaBarney!

    Sissy

  • Daddy's Backhand Jun 4, 12:10 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarney,

    Why am I being USED like a convenience store bathroom?

    Thanks,

    Sissy

  • the back of your Daddy's hand Jun 1, 10:35 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarney,

    We got a whole case of lube for Saturday's Lilith Fair Rally. Sure hope you can make it.
    There's another TAM meeting tonight. We're moving forward with the drinking alcohol at the stadium investigation. We will get to the "bottom" of this!
    We are also looking for more signatures on our "bring back prohibition" petition.

    Sissy

  • QBU Jun 1, 9:53 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread


    gonna "succeed from the Union", BOY?

    well?!?

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 26, 3:50 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread


    PS: bring some lube.

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 26, 12:55 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarney,

    If you see my busted chicklets on the ground, don't worry about it, I have a new set coming. Thanks to the "under the Table" work I did last night after the TAM meeting.
    You should stop by the den later. Me and Turnstiles are gonna make s'mores and watch Brokeback Mountain.
    BYOW,

    Sissy

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 25, 12:33 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread


    Remember, it's BYOW. And bring your favorite Jenner story..

  • KT inbound May 25, 8:50 a.m.
    Bench Warmer

    View quoted thread



    smittygirl is a complete embarrassment to the universe. charles shakleford schooled her from the grave and now she's lashing out like a little girl. looks like somebody needs their blankey and a nap!

  • QBU May 25, 7:58 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    NO credibility heel LOSER posting in the Den.....

    know how to spell, BOY?

    well, do YA....................PUNK?

    yer a REAL suCKsess! LOL

  • QBU May 25, 7:39 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    NO credibility ILLITERATE loser!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 24, 10:06 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Please come to the TAM meeting tomorrow!

    Sissy

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 24, 8:40 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarney,

    Why is beer so nasty?

    Sissy

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 23, 6:01 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Jabarney, have you seen my teeth?

    Sissy

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 23, 12:07 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread


    PPS: Were having another emergency MADD meeting tonight. We want to bring back Prohibition.

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 22, 4:55 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarney,

    I've been used like a cheap Q-tip, please hold me!

    Sissy

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 22, 12:00 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread


    PS: There's still no break in the case. But were determined to bring Daddy and his entourage to justice!!!

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 21, 10:11 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarney!!!!!

    I'm, infuriated, confused flabbergasted, and hurt,

    My Daddy went to watch Carolina break multiple season records in Chapel Thrill yesterday. All whilst slapping the taste of puke's mouth in the process. My husband is balled up in the fetal as we speak.
    But what I cant fathom JaBalogna, is the fact that my Daddy and all of his buddies were able to have a party up in Boshamer Stadium with a multitude of high end cocktails for which the likes I have never heard of.
    I realize i'm a socially inept more on, and don't get out much, but this infuriates me!!!!
    How in the wide world of Rue Paul, can they take alcohol into the stadium?
    IT"S NOT ALLOWED IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I've called the local authorities, the State Troopers, the FBI, and Homeland Security.
    And, we had a special emergency MADD meeting last night to discuss this outrage.

    Help me stop this unadulterated partying JaBarney!!!!!! It's killing me!!!

    Sissy

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 19, 8:37 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarnst,

    Will I ever have the mental capacity to run with the big dogs?
    Because right now, I still have absolutely NOTHING, but worthless deflections and childish circle talking. Jabloney, it's a miracle I can even make complete a sentence when Daddy comes around. The side of my face is beet red!
    Will I always be a worthless, two bit looser JaBolongna?

    Sissy Kay

  • Tyson May 19, 3:54 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    How does one know what contest go on at said venue unless they have been to said venue? It's the carolina way...

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 19, 2:34 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread


    PPS: There's gonna be a rump roast at the house afterwards. I'm soooo exited!!!

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 19, 2:26 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread


    PS: Please come to see me in the sauce gurgling contest tonight at Legends.

  • KT inbound May 19, 12:55 p.m.
    Bench Warmer

    a moral victory for smittygirl would be finding one last drop of liquor in a bottle that somebody had thrown away.

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 19, 12:53 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Dear JaBarney,

    My husband's team beat Carolina in baseball last night.
    This is a HUGE Moral Victory for me!

    I love you!!!

    Sissy Kay

  • KT inbound May 18, 11:44 a.m.
    Bench Warmer

    View quoted thread



    fueled by booze and shame.

  • Tyson May 18, 11:24 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    the back of your daddy's hand is in a same sex marriage

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 17, 11:50 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarney,

    My husband and me might be moving to San Fran sooner than we thought. No point in staying here when the only reason for living is being shut down like a six pack at one of my MADD meetings.
    I'm so exited to finally get to somewhere where we are accepted as the norm!

    Sissy Kay

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 16, 10:24 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    JaBarney!!!!!

    Please!!!! Help me stop the mental BEATINGS!!!!

    Sissy Kay

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 16, 11:00 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread


    LOL!!!!

  • DaddyNatty May 16, 10:38 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread




    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 15, 9:28 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    I'm being treated like a small child JaBarney! Like my opinion means absolutely NOTHING!!!
    Will I ever have the mental capacity to run with the big dogs?

    Thanks,

    Sissy

  • the back of your Daddy's hand May 11, 10:24 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    "all my wants, and hopeless needs, got thrown directly in the trash."

  • KT inbound May 10, 11:17 a.m.
    Bench Warmer

    View quoted thread



    smittygirl is mad that people who aren't fall down drunks generally don't stay up all night on message boards.

  • KT smakt your mom May 7, 4:35 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread



    Pro tip for the alcoholic: people stay up late without posting on internet message boards drunk. You should try it sometime.

    Hashpound layoffthebottle

  • Tyson May 1, 3:40 p.m.
    Towel Boy

    Go Wolfpack

  • Tyson Apr 26, 9:18 a.m.
    Towel Boy

    Ted Kapita

  • Ksistsikumipitaw Feb 1, 2017
    Towel Boy

    I'm crumbling JaBarney!!!

  • KT says 28-21 Feb 1, 2017
    Towel Boy

    proof that smittygirl is all talk and ZERO credibility:

    http://www.wralsportsfan.com/ncsu/forum_topic/16486947/?d_comments_page=1

  • KT says 28-21 Jan 30, 2017
    Towel Boy

    View quoted thread



    it sounds like smittygirl is buttmad the mods think her posts are drivel as well.

    keep lashing out. your tears are delicious.

  • Ksistsikumipitaw Jan 29, 2017
    Towel Boy

    Dear JaBarney,

    Thanks for helping me get the SOS out to Mommy. The BEATINGS were so unmerciful.

    Sissy

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