Falling in love...
Falling in Love
A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was a Maryland Terrapins fan and he was a Duke Blue Devils fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Terrapins fan.
He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a Maryland Terrapins fan."
The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?"
The man sat up, looked around, and said "GO WOLFPACK!"
RE: Falling in love...
Falling in Love
A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was a Maryland Terrapins fan and he was a Duke Blue Devils fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Terrapins fan.
He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a Maryland Terrapins fan."
The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?"
The man sat up, looked around, and said "GO WOLFPACK!"
- Posted by Pack pride lead investigator
LOL!
RE: Falling in love...
Falling in Love
A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was a Maryland Terrapins fan and he was a Duke Blue Devils fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Terrapins fan.
He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a Maryland Terrapins fan."
The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?"
The man sat up, looked around, and said "GO WOLFPACK!"
- Posted by Pack pride lead investigator
If they had removed all it, he would have sat up and said "Go to hell, Carolina!"
RE: Falling in love...
Falling in Love
A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was a Maryland Terrapins fan and he was a Duke Blue Devils fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Terrapins fan.
He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a Maryland Terrapins fan."
The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?"
The man sat up, looked around, and said "GO WOLFPACK!"
- Posted by Pack pride lead investigator
If they had removed all it, he would have sat up and said "Go to hell, Carolina!"
maybe he should have gave you the 3/4 brain left over and you could have read the joke over again. it said the only person with a full brain was a Duke fan :)
i like it
RE: Falling in love...
Falling in Love
A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was a Maryland Terrapins fan and he was a Duke Blue Devils fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Terrapins fan.
He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a Maryland Terrapins fan."
The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?"
The man sat up, looked around, and said "GO WOLFPACK!"
- Posted by Pack pride lead investigator
If they had removed all it, he would have sat up and said "Go to hell, Carolina!"
maybe he should have gave you the 3/4 brain left over and you could have read the joke over again. it said the only person with a full brain was a Duke fan :)
i like it
So, what's the problem with that? Of the 3 people mentioned (excluding the dr), it's reasonable to believe that the dook fan would have a full brain. There have to be a few. Right?
RE: Falling in love...
Falling in Love
A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was a Maryland Terrapins fan and he was a Duke Blue Devils fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Terrapins fan.
He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a Maryland Terrapins fan."
The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?"
The man sat up, looked around, and said "GO WOLFPACK!"
- Posted by Pack pride lead investigator
If they had removed all it, he would have sat up and said "Go to hell, Carolina!"
maybe he should have gave you the 3/4 brain left over and you could have read the joke over again. it said the only person with a full brain was a Duke fan :)
i like it
#snotdrippingeslap
Don't tell me you're as stupid as kmor.
RE: Falling in love...
Falling in Love
A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was a Maryland Terrapins fan and he was a Duke Blue Devils fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Terrapins fan.
He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a Maryland Terrapins fan."
The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?"
The man sat up, looked around, and said "GO WOLFPACK!"
- Posted by Pack pride lead investigator
If they had removed all it, he would have sat up and said "Go to hell, Carolina!"
maybe he should have gave you the 3/4 brain left over and you could have read the joke over again. it said the only person with a full brain was a Duke fan :)
i like it
Lol
Yep... **Newsflash**- Pansies just aren't that bright!!!
RE: Falling in love...
Falling in Love
A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was a Maryland Terrapins fan and he was a Duke Blue Devils fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Terrapins fan.
He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a Maryland Terrapins fan."
The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?"
The man sat up, looked around, and said "GO WOLFPACK!"
- Posted by Pack pride lead investigator
If they had removed all it, he would have sat up and said "Go to hell, Carolina!"
maybe he should have gave you the 3/4 brain left over and you could have read the joke over again. it said the only person with a full brain was a Duke fan :)
i like it
Lol
Yep... **Newsflash**- Pansies just aren't that bright!!!
Actually we prove that we are bright when we get accepted to UNC. Going to State just proves you were not bright enough for acceptance. Thus...unacceptable.
And...
What do you get when you drive quickly through the NC State Wolfpack campus? An undergraduate degree.
RE: Falling in love...
^^ Another id
iot chimes in. So explain, kmor, mo, and pudge, why would The1 need to re-read? There is no put-down of UNC in the joke. What's wrong with a dookie coming out looking good on the rare occasion? I mean, hell, compared to the other 2 in the joke, a dookie has to come off looking the best by default.
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