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  • TruthBKnown Banned Again01 Dec 12, 2012
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    A: Only one. But his TUTOR does it for him, and he still gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

  • Last Word Dec 12, 2012
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    Q: How many UNC basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

  • uncsuckz Dec 12, 2012
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    what's the difference between the dean dome and a porcupine? with a porcupine, all the pr*cks are on the outside

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