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  • hovis Dec 12, 2012
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    Here comes the plagiarism tie in....3....2....

  • blueduke4 Dec 12, 2012
    Sports Legend

    Totally recycled joke, and from this forum, s'lame

  • kkevin7048 Dec 12, 2012
    All Star

    The word UNC

  • rx74u2nv Dec 12, 2012
    Sports Legend

    retoast!

  • BeastOnTheHill Dec 12, 2012
    Sports Legend

    LOL!!!

  • SportznutV2.0 Dec 12, 2012
    Sports Legend

    Male man LOL

  • SportznutV2.0 Dec 12, 2012
    Sports Legend

    Male man falls in love with a beautiful Dook woman (first joke), in order to marry her the man who is a kentucky fan has to agree to have half of his brain removed and become a dook fan. The Kentucky fan loves her so much he agrees to do this.

    After surgery the Kentucky fan wakes up, the surgeon says I have some very bad news, we made a terrible mistake and removed 95% of your brain. The Kentucky Fan yells, "Go Wolfpack!!!"

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