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  • Wolfpackindahizzy4shizzy Jan 29, 2013
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    Oops...

    LOL

  • kato_karma.v4 Jan 29, 2013
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    Now THAT is the quality of retort one would expect from a scholarship double major from NC State.

    WOOT-WOOT!!!

  • FAN72 Jan 29, 2013
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    It is going to be a nice day today. Ask mommy if you can come out of the basement and play outside for a little while. Meanwhile, it is time to take my morning walk on the beach. Have fun!

  • FAN72 Jan 29, 2013
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    Your reading comprehension must be suffering if you have difficulty understanding my posts.

  • KT Returns Jan 29, 2013
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    And seeing as how you never went to college....

  • FAN72 Jan 29, 2013
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    I haven't had to pay anything for mine. I had sufficient brain cells to double major at NC State while on scholarship.

    Next lame insult...in 3, 2, 1....

  • kato_karma.v4 Jan 29, 2013
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    Based on the jbird posts on this forum...

    he definitely suffers post concussion issues.

  • FAN72 Jan 29, 2013
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    I didn't lose any brain cells in the ladder incident, just a torn ACL. You might better call Robin to help you with your memory loss.

  • kato_karma.v4 Jan 29, 2013
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    Wonder how much jbird paid to recover those lost brain cells from the ladder incident...

  • The1 Jan 29, 2013
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    It's quite obvious that you didn't pay a lot for yours.

  • FAN72 Jan 29, 2013
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    However, the UNC brain cells would only contain memory of non attendance AFAM classes. I wouldn't pay much for such cells either.

  • Wolfpackindahizzy4shizzy Jan 29, 2013
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    Score.
    Board.

  • TruthBKnown Banned Again01 Jan 29, 2013
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    I didn't see THAT punchline coming after the 2nd or 3rd sentence.

    GOOD ONE!!!

  • unc59 Jan 29, 2013
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    A prospective NC State student recently visited a brain research center that had figured out how to transplant brain cells into those who were born with not enough. The prospective student was given the option of having his head filled with brain cells from a UNC, Duke,or NC State graduate. He was told that it would cost $100 to have UNC brain cells transplanted, $1000 to have Duke brain cells transplanted, and finally 1,000,000 to have NC State brain cells transplanted. The prospective student commented that he thought the NC State brain cells would be the cheapest. The attending doctor stated everyone thought that but it was fairly easy to find quality UNC brain cells, a little bit harder to find someone from Duke willing to donate, and almost impossible to find a fully functioning NC State brain cell thus driving up the price.

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