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Ayyy!!!!! Im a three point speciltst

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  • Cash Munney Hairston Jul 19, 2014
    Towel Boy

    I see all yall haiters be haitin cuz I been steady makin peaper in tha NBA ever sense last year, first in Texxus an now in Charlit! Fats done hook me up with tha bess agent in the game baby - caint nobody mess wif Morrow, knowhatimsayin? My seckon year in the NBA an Im makin a stack baby! That becuz Im a theree point specacl8ts, knowhatimsayin?

    It wud crazy becuz first I spose go to Miami, an I wuz like "ok, cool, but I aint never been outta the contry before. I guess mexcio is aight, I like natchos." But then MJ got on the fone wit Fats an wuz like "ay, Fats, you know wear I can find me a theree point spcleists?" an Fats wud like "yeah, let me talk to Pat Rily an Imma get you PJ, knowhatimsain." So thats how I ende up back here playin in the Untied States. Whut a carzy ride!

    So, yeah, back to tha topic on hand, so I am now be a ceretfied three point spcelctinsts. That mean I just hang out, smoke weed befour the game, get real high, and then shoot threes. Thats it! Man it so easy man. If I shoot 30 of em a game, 4 or 5 bond to go in, knowhatimsaynin? Mah temaates dont get it tho sometimes, they try pass it to somebody else who aint gonna shoot a three, knowhatsaymimsayin? Then I gotta run an my lungs beez hirtin from the smoke, but I gotta get in front of that pass so I can shoot a three an do what bests for the teem.

    Thats it, byatch, so keep haitin an Ima keep shootin theres. Im tryna smoke.

  • coachkayhasmrsa Jul 19, 2014
    Pro

    really someone would write this much. someone has a sad life.

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