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RE: Jokes

How do you keep a dog from humping your leg?.........

You pick it up and give it a beee jay. 

- Posted by homecary

did it work? 

- Posted by Rdi73162

POW!

RE: Jokes

An engineer was walking down the road and came across a frog. As he passed by the frog, the little croaker spoke up.
"Ahem," said the frog. "I am really a beautiful princess. An evil witch turned me into a frog. If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a princess."
So the engineer picks up the frog, looks at it, smiles, and puts it in his shirt pocket.
After a few minutes, the frog speaks up again: "Okay, if you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year."
The engineer stops, takes out the frog, looks at it, smiles, and puts it back in his pocket.
Another few minutes go by: "Okay okay, if you kiss me and turn me into a princess, I'll stay with you a year, and you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!!"
So the engineer stops, takes out the frog, looks at it, smiles, and puts it back in his pocket. Well, the frog, er, princess, had had enough: "What is wrong with you? I've told you that I'm really a princess, and that if you kiss me, I'll change back, stay with you a whole year, and let you have your way. So why won't you kiss me?"

RE: Jokes

An engineer was walking down the road and came across a frog. As he passed by the frog, the little croaker spoke up.
"Ahem," said the frog. "I am really a beautiful princess. An evil witch turned me into a frog. If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a princess."
So the engineer picks up the frog, looks at it, smiles, and puts it in his shirt pocket.
After a few minutes, the frog speaks up again: "Okay, if you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year."
The engineer stops, takes out the frog, looks at it, smiles, and puts it back in his pocket.
Another few minutes go by: "Okay okay, if you kiss me and turn me into a princess, I'll stay with you a year, and you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!!"
So the engineer stops, takes out the frog, looks at it, smiles, and puts it back in his pocket. Well, the frog, er, princess, had had enough: "What is wrong with you? I've told you that I'm really a princess, and that if you kiss me, I'll change back, stay with you a whole year, and let you have your way. So why won't you kiss me?" 

- Posted by acc_blood

So the engineer stops, takes the frog out of his pocket, looks at it, and finally responds to the frog.

"Look. I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog? Now THAT'S cool!!!!!!"

RE: Jokes

Three dukies and three tar heels are on spring break in Paris, and happen to meet each other at the train station to catch the train to Berlin.

The Carolina students are first in line and buy three tickets to Berlin. After buying their tickets, they watch the Duke students by a single ticket.

"You're not all going to Berlin?" the intrepid tar heels asked.

"Watch and learn," said the Dukies.

Once on the train, the UNC students grabbed some seats while the Duke students all crammed into the bathroom. After a few minutes, the ticket conductor walked through the car. After taking the tar heels' tickets, he knocked on the door and said "tickets."

The door cracks open - and out comes an arm with the one ticket bought by the blue devils.

The conductor takes the ticket and goes on his way. The dukies join their new UNC friends in the car. "Too cool!" said the UNC students.

Well, after a fun week in Berlin, both groups have to head back to Paris by train. When they get to the station, the UNC students buy a single ticket, giggling the whole time. The Duke students skip the ticket booth and go right to the platform.

"You're not going to buy a ticket?" asked the young tar heels.
"Watch and learn!" said the dukies.
The train comes, and both groups load up into the car. The Duke students all cram into the bathroom on the left, while the young Tar Heels cram into the bathroom across the aisle. After a minute or two, one of the dukies, opens the bathroom door, walks across the aisle and knocks on the other bathroom door. "Tickets, please."

RE: Jokes

Why do Unc football players go to family reunions?To meet girls. 

- Posted by grasshopperrtp2

That's a redneck joke so it should be directed at State :) 

- Posted by Dreamchaser

That's what I was thinking, too. :)

RE: Jokes

What is the first thing a UNC coed does when she wakes up in the morning?

Walks home.

RE: Jokes

Here's the best one I've heard lately. UNC 2010 NIT runnerup! lolrof lol again

RE: Jokes

How does a UNC coed practice safe sex?She locks the car's back door.

RE: Jokes

Hey Dreamchaser,you started this thread and I just wanted to say GREAT JOB.This has been one of the best threads in a long time.THANK YOU.

RE: Jokes

Great to be a fan...even better to have graduated from the school U love and played at. No joke can beat that.

Good thread....I liked a lot of the jokes.