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RE: Jokes

hmm, don't know many people that pull for state that aren't either students, alumni, or spouses/children of alumni...that's why the fanbase is so much more passionate/educated/rationale
 

That's the best joke out of 27 pages of comments, congrats! 

- Posted by Common Sense Man

Agreed. That one was good.

What do Carolina and State students have in common?

They both applied to Carolina.

RE: Jokes

Maybe this old one appeared on the first 27 pages, but who wants to read back that far:

The Duke football team will no longer be called the Blue Devils, but will now be known as the "Possums". They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

RE: Jokes

The Duke football team will no longer be called the Blue Devils, but will now be known as the "Possums". They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

:)

RE: Jokes

Puke football.

RE: Jokes

hmm, don't know many people that pull for state that aren't either students, alumni, or spouses/children of alumni...that's why the fanbase is so much more passionate/educated/rationale
 

That's the best joke out of 27 pages of comments, congrats! 

- Posted by Common Sense Man

Agreed. That one was good.

What do Carolina and State students have in common?

They both applied to Carolina. 

- Posted by dbd2014

Uh uh. NOT this one. :)

RE: Jokes

Maybe this old one appeared on the first 27 pages, but who wants to read back that far:

The Duke football team will no longer be called the Blue Devils, but will now be known as the "Possums". They play dead at home and get killed on the road.  

- Posted by marthastewart101

Is there an echo in here?

Easy Answer

Puke football. 

- Posted by backnblack1969

Mr. Trebek the question to that answer is "how would you describe the football played by the cheaters over in Cheater Hill". "I'll take 'Cheaters' again for $200, Alex".

RE: Jokes

hmm, don't know many people that pull for state that aren't either students, alumni, or spouses/children of alumni...that's why the fanbase is so much more passionate/educated/rationale
 

That's the best joke out of 27 pages of comments, congrats! 

- Posted by Common Sense Man

Agreed. That one was good.

What do Carolina and State students have in common?

They both applied to Carolina. 

- Posted by dbd2014

Not this State grad. I only applied to State. I probably should have applied to Carolina in case I didn't get in, though. ;)

RE: Jokes

Q: How can you tell if someone went to Carolina?
A: You can read it on his class ring when he picks his nose.

Q: How do you get a Carolina grad off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: What's the first thing a Carolina girl does in the morning?
A1: Introduces herself.
A2: Walks back to her dorm room.

Q: What's the difference between a Carolina girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you use it.

RE: Jokes

Dean Smith dies and goes to Heaven. St. Peter takes him to his house, which is a beautiful cottage, all decked out with Carolina memorabilia, painted Carolina blue, etc. Dean was quite pleased with his eternal accommodations!

Later that day, Dean was walking around, and came upon a huge mansion. It was painted NC State red, had flowing red and white Wolfpack banners hanging from the columns. Even the driveway was lined up and down with Wolfpack flags. Dean was furious and went straight to St. Peter to complain. He said, "How come Jim Valvano got such an incredible mansion, and all I got was that little cottage???"

St. Peter looked puzzled at first, then smiled and answered, "Oh, the big NC State house... that's not Jimmy V's house. That's God's house!"