RE: JokesHow do you get a Duke grad off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
- Posted by heelman73Brain teaser:- Posted by cutclifferules
A hot girl from UNC, a hot girl from Duke, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny all walk into a bar. Which one gets served first?
That's a trick question. There are no hot girls from Duke.
- Posted by BeastOnTheHillOne day in an elementary school in Durham, a teacher asks her class if the Duke Blue Devils are their favorite basketball team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.- Posted by heelman73
The teacher asks, "What's your favorite team Jimmy?"
Little Jimmy says, "The North Carolina Tar Heels "
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Tar Heel fan, my mom is a Tar Heel fan, I guess that makes me a Tar Heel fan."
The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Duke fan".
I do like that one but in a week or so, DBF or BigPain will have it reversed and we'll have to read it the other way around.
Two guys enter a restroom. One is a recent UNC grad the other a Duke grad. As they finish up the UNC grad promptly heads to the sink to wash his hands as the Duke grad heads to the door. The UNC grad scoffs at this and says," At UNC they teach us to always wash our hands when leaving the restroom." The Duke grad pauses and laughs. "At Duke they teach us not to pee on our fingers."- Posted by crbeck
Not great, but an award winner compared to your joke Dream.
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