RE: Jokes
How do you get a Duke grad off your porch?Pay him for the pizza.
Jokes
Pay him for the pizza.
Posted Jun 10, 4:23 p.m.
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RE: Jokes
Here's a better one:1995 3-8
1996 0-11
1997 2-9
1998 4-7
1999 3-8
2000 0-11
2001 0-11 2002 2-10 2003 4-8 2004 2-9 2005 1-10 2006 0-12 2007 1-11 2008 4-8 2009 5-7
Posted Jun 10, 4:23 p.m.
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RE: Jokes
How do you get a Duke athlete to stop playing football?Put him in a game
RE: Jokes
- Posted by heelman73Brain teaser:- Posted by cutclifferules
A hot girl from UNC, a hot girl from Duke, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny all walk into a bar. Which one gets served first?
That's a trick question. There are no hot girls from Duke.
You're on the right track, heelman.
The answer is: The hot girl from UNC. Because the other three don't exist.
Posted Jun 10, 4:35 p.m.
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RE: Jokes
Why did Mo Duke cross the road?Who cares, why is he out of jail?
Posted Jun 10, 4:41 p.m.
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RE: Jokes
Why did the UNC grad keep staring at the orange juice carton?Because it said concentrate.Posted Jun 10, 4:50 p.m.
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Jokes
A NC State lady,A Duke lady,and a Unc lady are all expecting their first child and are at the doctors office.The NC State lady says I am going to have a boy because I was on top.The Duke lady says im going to have a girl because I was on the bottom.The Unc lady starts crying.The two ladies ask her why are you crying?The Unc lady says"its because in going to have puppies" !!Posted Jun 10, 4:57 p.m.
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RE: Jokes
- Posted by BeastOnTheHillOne day in an elementary school in Durham, a teacher asks her class if the Duke Blue Devils are their favorite basketball team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.- Posted by heelman73
The teacher asks, "What's your favorite team Jimmy?"
Little Jimmy says, "The North Carolina Tar Heels "
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Tar Heel fan, my mom is a Tar Heel fan, I guess that makes me a Tar Heel fan."
The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Duke fan".
I do like that one but in a week or so, DBF or BigPain will have it reversed and we'll have to read it the other way around.
why do you have to get personal and call names? Are you a five year old? Feel like a big boy running your mouth on a keyboard? I ain't hard to find cuz, just sayin. This was a fun thread until you showed up anyway. Let me guess you are a one upper? Everybody has done something but you've done it better. Where's your joke, you joke?
RE: Jokes
How many State girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?None, State girls screw in a pickup truck.
Posted Jun 10, 5:08 p.m.
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RE: Jokes
Two guys enter a restroom. One is a recent UNC grad the other a Duke grad. As they finish up the UNC grad promptly heads to the sink to wash his hands as the Duke grad heads to the door. The UNC grad scoffs at this and says," At UNC they teach us to always wash our hands when leaving the restroom." The Duke grad pauses and laughs. "At Duke they teach us not to pee on our fingers."- Posted by crbeck
Not great, but an award winner compared to your joke Dream.
the only thing with this is, pee on your fingers or not, you`re still nasty if you dont wash your hands......
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