Posted Aug 16, 1:29 p.m.
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RE: Jokes
what do you call the dook fball recruiter- Posted by onyourheels2
overpaid
dook has a recruiter?
Jokes
Posted Aug 16, 1:29 p.m.
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dook has a recruiter?
Posted Aug 16, 1:39 p.m.
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RE: Jokes
Coach Cut had put together the perfect fball team for 2012. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the High schools, and he couldn't find a ringer quarterback that would ensure a BCS win.- Posted by Dreamchaser
One night, watching CNN, he saw a war zone in Iraq. In the background, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a young Iraqi soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 200 yards away, ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of about 10 soldiers a good 110 yards away-ka-blooey! A car passes going 90 miles an hour-bulls-eye! Right into the barely open window. "I've got to get this guy," Cut says to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So he brings him to the states and teaches him the great game of football.
Predictably, the young man breaks all the ACC records for completed passes, and the Devils go on to win the BCS Championship. The young Iraqi is lionized as the Great Hero of College Football, and when Cut asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call his mother.
"Mom," the young man says into the receiver, "I just won the BCS Championship." "I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us. You're not my son." "I don't think you understand, mother" the young man pleads. "I just won the greatest sporting event in College Football. I'm in the middle of thousands of adoring fans." "No, let me tell you," the mother implores. "At this very moment, there are gun shots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lifes last week, and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight...." I'll never forgive you for making us move to Durham".
LOL! Love it!
RE: Jokes
- Posted by chapelthrill2007Coach Cut had put together the perfect fball team for 2012. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the High schools, and he couldn't find a ringer quarterback that would ensure a BCS win.- Posted by Dreamchaser
One night, watching CNN, he saw a war zone in Iraq. In the background, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a young Iraqi soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 200 yards away, ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of about 10 soldiers a good 110 yards away-ka-blooey! A car passes going 90 miles an hour-bulls-eye! Right into the barely open window. "I've got to get this guy," Cut says to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So he brings him to the states and teaches him the great game of football.
Predictably, the young man breaks all the ACC records for completed passes, and the Devils go on to win the BCS Championship. The young Iraqi is lionized as the Great Hero of College Football, and when Cut asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call his mother.
"Mom," the young man says into the receiver, "I just won the BCS Championship." "I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us. You're not my son." "I don't think you understand, mother" the young man pleads. "I just won the greatest sporting event in College Football. I'm in the middle of thousands of adoring fans." "No, let me tell you," the mother implores. "At this very moment, there are gun shots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lifes last week, and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight...." I'll never forgive you for making us move to Durham".
LOL! Love it!
Hate to admit it but that was a good one.
Posted Aug 16, 2:10 p.m.
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RE: Jokes
Or actually sign someone anybody else wants.
Posted Aug 16, 4:26 p.m.
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RE: Jokes
True story... one of the guys on the Duke football staff is a friend of mine. Years ago he was coaching for Savannah State university and one summer Georgia threw two of their starting defensive linemen off the team for whatever reason. My buddy was on the Georgia campus that day and had them enrolled at Savannah State the same week.A couple of weeks later the same thing happened at LSU - one of their starting defensive linemen was dismissed from the team and my buddy was able to get him enrolled in a matter of days.
Later that summer the SEC is having their version of Operation Football (where the coaches meet the media and talk about the upcoming season). Someone in the media asked one of the SEC head coaches who had the best defensive line in the SEC and the coach replied "Savannah State."
RE: Jokes
A State fan, a Duke fan and a UNC fan were walking through the park when they spied a naked woman lying passed out drunk in the underbrush. Being a gentleman, the State fan dropped his hat over one breast. The Duke fan agreed and placed his hat over the other breast. The UNC fan then placed his hat over the woman's very private part.Soon the police arrived. The paramedic started checking over the body. He picked up the State hat and quickly placed it back and made some notes. He then picked up the Duke hat and returned it recording additional notes. Then he picked up the UNC fan's hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down.
Then he picked it up a third time. By this time, the UNC fan was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert or something?" The paramedic responded with a wry smile, "Boy, I can't figure it out. Usually when I come across one of these UNC hats, there's a little pr!ck under it."
RE: Jokes
BEST ONE YET!!!!!!!A State fan, a Duke fan and a UNC fan were walking through the park when they spied a naked woman lying passed out drunk in the underbrush. Being a gentleman, the State fan dropped his hat over one breast. The Duke fan agreed and placed his hat over the other breast. The UNC fan then placed his hat over the woman's very private part.- Posted by Gulfstream
Soon the police arrived. The paramedic started checking over the body. He picked up the State hat and quickly placed it back and made some notes. He then picked up the Duke hat and returned it recording additional notes. Then he picked up the UNC fan's hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down.
Then he picked it up a third time. By this time, the UNC fan was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert or something?" The paramedic responded with a wry smile, "Boy, I can't figure it out. Usually when I come across one of these UNC hats, there's a little pr!ck under it."
RE: Jokes
- Posted by jerrysloan57BEST ONE YET!!!!!!!A State fan, a Duke fan and a UNC fan were walking through the park when they spied a naked woman lying passed out drunk in the underbrush. Being a gentleman, the State fan dropped his hat over one breast. The Duke fan agreed and placed his hat over the other breast. The UNC fan then placed his hat over the woman's very private part.- Posted by Gulfstream
Soon the police arrived. The paramedic started checking over the body. He picked up the State hat and quickly placed it back and made some notes. He then picked up the Duke hat and returned it recording additional notes. Then he picked up the UNC fan's hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down.
Then he picked it up a third time. By this time, the UNC fan was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert or something?" The paramedic responded with a wry smile, "Boy, I can't figure it out. Usually when I come across one of these UNC hats, there's a little pr!ck under it."
Good one.
Posted Aug 18, 4:46 p.m.
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RE: Jokes
Why did the UNC student cross the road?To avoid the car full of football players careening towards him.
RE: Jokes
Thomas decided he needed to get in shape, so he joins a gym. As he was walking around the gym being shown the equiptment by a young man, he saw a beautiful young girl working out. So, he asked the young man,"What machine can I use to impress that young beauty over there?" The young man replied," try the ATM machine by the door."Please log in to add post.
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