Rank: Sports Legend What's the difference between Virginia Tech and Frosted Flakes?- Posted by Dreamchaser
Frosted Flakes know what to do when they are in a bowl.
What happens when you drive slow through Blacksburg?
You get a degree
Here's a good one:- Posted by heelman73
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Rank: Sports Legend An elderly man in an NC State shirt is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. Sunday and is asked where- Posted by cussmikemeout
he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out
late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of
night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
Rank: Sports Legend 
Rank: Veteran Roy and K were in their cars going in opposite directions, they met at a narrow bridge and hit each other head on. K got out of his car, checked himself and said it's a miracle, I'm not hurt at all. Roy get out, checks himself and says it's a miracle, not even a scratch, I think we should celebrate. He went to the truck , pulled out a bottle of aged whiskey. K grabs it, turns it up, drinks half the bottle. He hands it to Roy, he puts the top back on it, throws it over the side of the bridge. K asked him why he didn't drink any. Roy looked at him and said, I think I'll just wait for the cops :)- Posted by Dreamchaser
Rank: Sports Legend - Posted by tommybrownncAn elderly man in an NC State shirt is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. Sunday and is asked where- Posted by cussmikemeout
he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out
late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of
night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
Good one, mike.
Rank: Sports Legend These damm jokes are as OLD AS DIRT!WHERE DID YOU HEAR THEM AT DREAMAZZ?I KNOW IN THE DAMM TEPEE.......- Posted by CarolinaMikeRoy and K were in their cars going in opposite directions, they met at a narrow bridge and hit each other head on. K got out of his car, checked himself and said it's a miracle, I'm not hurt at all. Roy get out, checks himself and says it's a miracle, not even a scratch, I think we should celebrate. He went to the truck , pulled out a bottle of aged whiskey. K grabs it, turns it up, drinks half the bottle. He hands it to Roy, he puts the top back on it, throws it over the side of the bridge. K asked him why he didn't drink any. Roy looked at him and said, I think I'll just wait for the cops :)- Posted by Dreamchaser
Now THAT'S Funny.
I know you think they are funny.Hell,you would think a TRAIN WRECK WAS FUNNY.....Great jokes, tommy and jrj!- Posted by jgunn
These jokes are a nice break from the smack talk.
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