Roy and K were in their cars going in opposite directions, they met at a narrow bridge and hit each other head on. K got out of his car, checked himself and said it's a miracle, I'm not hurt at all. Roy get out, checks himself and says it's a miracle, not even a scratch, I think we should celebrate. He went to the truck , pulled out a bottle of aged whiskey. K grabs it, turns it up, drinks half the bottle. He hands it to Roy, he puts the top back on it, throws it over the side of the bridge. K asked him why he didn't drink any. Roy looked at him and said, I think I'll just wait for the cops :) - Posted by Dreamchaser
Now THAT'S Funny.