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RE: Jokes

I was sitting on the porch one day drinking a beer and my girlfriend came out and sat down. "I said I love you", She said "is that you or the beer talking?"
I said "That's me talking to the beer"

RE: Jokes

When a man talks dirty to a woman it's called sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 a min.

RE: Jokes

Both are good ones. LOL

RE: Jokes

Football school, 5/6 losing seasons, no tradition, thinks they are superior to all, parade for 4th place finish

NC State

NOW HERE IS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA AT CHAPEL HILL,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

RE: Jokes

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the checkout counter.

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food.

The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog.

So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells like sh**."

The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."

RE: Jokes

How many cancer victims does it take to change a light bulb?
None: they're too weak to climb the ladder.  

- Posted by BBWAFRICANWOMAN

wowowowowowowowowowowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. just wow.

RE: Jokes

How many cancer victims does it take to change a light bulb?
None: they're too weak to climb the ladder.  

- Posted by BBWAFRICANWOMAN

wowowowowowowowowowowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. just wow. 

- Posted by jrj6950

The first definition was written for you. Have a nice day Cheech.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=politically%20correct

RE: Jokes

How many cancer victims does it take to change a light bulb?
None: they're too weak to climb the ladder.  

- Posted by BBWAFRICANWOMAN

wowowowowowowowowowowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. just wow. 

- Posted by jrj6950

The first definition was written for you. Have a nice day Cheech.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=politically%20correct 

- Posted by BBWAFRICANWOMAN

way to showcase that maturity. also, congrats on punching your 1st class ticket to the 9th rung of he!!.

RE: Jokes

How many cancer victims does it take to change a light bulb?
None: they're too weak to climb the ladder.  

- Posted by BBWAFRICANWOMAN

wowowowowowowowowowowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. just wow. 

- Posted by jrj6950

The first definition was written for you. Have a nice day Cheech.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=politically%20correct 

- Posted by BBWAFRICANWOMAN

way to showcase that maturity. also, congrats on punching your 1st class ticket to the 9th rung of he!!. 

- Posted by jrj6950

Try not to tuck it anymore in public little man.

And now I'm going to go to he!!? LOL

16 years ago I beat ovarian cancer. Tell me I didn't and I will punch you in the face you feeble nimrod.

I bet you are one of those guys that wears a Duke hat, sweatshirt in the public. Most of those men are short twirpy looking dopes. Are you eyebrows an inch wide? Freak.