RE: Jokes
The NC State mother of a 17-year-old girl was
concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the
family's status by having more NC State fans, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any
attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then
told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and
until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother
told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying,
'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'
RE: Jokes
A Duke fan and his wife took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel
appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a
large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' the Duke fan's wife replied. 'The rest are for your father.'
HOW MANY IS THAT ROY?918 AND KOUNTING.....
A Duke fan and his wife took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel
appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a
large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' the Duke fan's wife replied. 'The rest are for your father.'
- Posted by Dreamchaser
DREAM,YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT PEOPLE ALWAYS TELLING SHORT JOKES?
RE: Jokes
A Duke fan and his wife took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel
appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a
large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' the Duke fan's wife replied. 'The rest are for your father.'
- Posted by Dreamchaser
DREAM,YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT PEOPLE ALWAYS TELLING SHORT JOKES?
Sure do. They get little people to respond to them. LOL
YOU holes ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID
A Duke fan and his wife took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel
appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a
large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' the Duke fan's wife replied. 'The rest are for your father.'
- Posted by Dreamchaser
DREAM,YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT PEOPLE ALWAYS TELLING SHORT JOKES?
Sure do. They get little people to respond to them. LOL
YOU KNOW YOUR IGNORANT AZZ SHOULD KNOW WHEN YOU GET TO BE 75 SIZE DOES NOT MEAN A DAMM THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: Jokes
Q. What's the best way for Zeller to defend an incoming three-point shot?
A. GoLower
RE: Jokes
Q. What's the best way for Zeller to defend an incoming three-point shot?
A. GoLower
- Posted by BlueDevilFan 3.0
Wonder if Go Lower and his Flag Ship mess is over now. He has only used this about 3000 times. Signature. Lame too.
RE: Jokes
Q. What happened in the Dean Dome Weds. night?
A. A River runs through it!
Wonder how many movie buffs caught that?
Go WolfPack!
RE: Jokes
Q. What's the best way for Zeller to defend an incoming three-point shot?
A. GoLower
- Posted by BlueDevilFan 3.0
Wonder if Go Lower and his Flag Ship mess is over now. He has only used this about 3000 times. Signature. Lame too.
The Flagship plays UVA on Saturday in a basketball contest at 1pm.
Guess we'll find out then.
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