WRAL Sports Fan

By jgunn
Posted Feb 25, 8:58 a.m.

Rank: Sports Legend
Posts: 19538
Joined: Dec, 2006
Location: Raleigh, NC

RE: Jokes

Some one liners

Did you hear about the State fan who called the county to have the Deer Crossing sign removed from his road? It seems that too many deer were being hit by cars.

When a State fan working at the local Taco Bell (imagine that) was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order he replied, "I'm sorry, we only have iceberg."

Did you hear about the State fan who almost killed his toy poodle?
He tried to insert batteries. 

- Posted by Dreamchaser

By Ken D.
Posted Feb 25, 9:00 a.m.

Rank: Sports Legend
Posts: 6447
Joined: Jun, 2007
Location: Raleigh, NC

RE: Jokes

Some one liners

Did you hear about the State fan who called the county to have the Deer Crossing sign removed from his road? It seems that too many deer were being hit by cars.

When a State fan working at the local Taco Bell (imagine that) was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order he replied, "I'm sorry, we only have iceberg."

Did you hear about the State fan who almost killed his toy poodle?
He tried to insert batteries. 

- Posted by Dreamchaser

I have better uses for batteries:) 

- Posted by jgunn

By MO_DUKE IS BANNED
Posted Feb 25, 11:38 a.m.

Rank: Sports Legend
Posts: 4689
Joined: Mar, 2010
Location: Pikeville, NC

RE: Jokes

Some one liners

Did you hear about the State fan who called the county to have the Deer Crossing sign removed from his road? It seems that too many deer were being hit by cars.

When a State fan working at the local Taco Bell (imagine that) was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order he replied, "I'm sorry, we only have iceberg."

Did you hear about the State fan who almost killed his toy poodle?
He tried to insert batteries. 

- Posted by Dreamchaser

I have better uses for batteries:) 

- Posted by jgunn

By Rdi73162
Posted Feb 25, 12:09 p.m.

Rank: Sports Legend
Posts: 9560
Joined: Dec, 2008
Location: Durham, NC

RE: Jokes

Some one liners

Did you hear about the State fan who called the county to have the Deer Crossing sign removed from his road? It seems that too many deer were being hit by cars.

When a State fan working at the local Taco Bell (imagine that) was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order he replied, "I'm sorry, we only have iceberg."

Did you hear about the State fan who almost killed his toy poodle?
He tried to insert batteries. 

- Posted by Dreamchaser

I have better uses for batteries:) 

- Posted by jgunn

By GoLower
Posted Feb 25, 1:27 p.m.

Rank: Sports Legend
Posts: 4198
Joined: Feb, 2011
Location: Raleigh, NC

RE: Jokes

and they are? :) - Post by Rdi73162 

By jmwbrd
Posted Feb 25, 1:45 p.m.

Rank: Sports Legend
Posts: 3022
Joined: Sep, 2009
Location: Sneads Ferry, NC

RE: Jokes

By jgunn
Posted Feb 25, 9:41 p.m.

Rank: Sports Legend
Posts: 19538
Joined: Dec, 2006
Location: Raleigh, NC

RE: Jokes

and they are? :) - Post by Rdi73162 

AAA is my guess 

- Posted by GoLower

By jgunn
Posted Feb 25, 9:43 p.m.

Rank: Sports Legend
Posts: 19538
Joined: Dec, 2006
Location: Raleigh, NC

Ken

Some one liners

Did you hear about the State fan who called the county to have the Deer Crossing sign removed from his road? It seems that too many deer were being hit by cars.

When a State fan working at the local Taco Bell (imagine that) was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order he replied, "I'm sorry, we only have iceberg."

Did you hear about the State fan who almost killed his toy poodle?
He tried to insert batteries. 

- Posted by Dreamchaser

I have better uses for batteries:) 

- Posted by jgunn

TMI. :) 

- Posted by Ken D.

By tommybrownnc
Posted Feb 26, 11:28 a.m.

Rank: Sports Legend
Posts: 6973
Joined: Mar, 2009
Location: Wake Forest, NC

RE: Jokes

There is a moral for some of you State fans in this one. You may get it and you may not, probably not but it's worth a shot :)
There is a UNC fan and a State fan hanging over the edge of a cliff with just a thin rope holding them. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn't let go and they will both fall to their deaths. The UNC fan starts this big heartwarming speech about how he is going to sacrifice himself. At the end of the speech the State fan starts clapping. 

- Posted by Dreamchaser

By tommybrownnc
Posted Feb 26, 11:28 a.m.

Rank: Sports Legend
Posts: 6973
Joined: Mar, 2009
Location: Wake Forest, NC

Jgunn

Some one liners

Did you hear about the State fan who called the county to have the Deer Crossing sign removed from his road? It seems that too many deer were being hit by cars.

When a State fan working at the local Taco Bell (imagine that) was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order he replied, "I'm sorry, we only have iceberg."

Did you hear about the State fan who almost killed his toy poodle?
He tried to insert batteries. 

- Posted by Dreamchaser

I have better uses for batteries:) 

- Posted by jgunn

TMI. :) 

- Posted by Ken D.

Why, Ken, they're for my radio - whatever where you thinking:) 

- Posted by jgunn