Some one liners- Posted by Dreamchaser
Did you hear about the State fan who called the county to have the Deer Crossing sign removed from his road? It seems that too many deer were being hit by cars.
When a State fan working at the local Taco Bell (imagine that) was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order he replied, "I'm sorry, we only have iceberg."
Did you hear about the State fan who almost killed his toy poodle?
He tried to insert batteries.
I have better uses for batteries:)