Roy Williams, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded UNC flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity,Roy," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." - Posted by grasshopperrtp2
Roy felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with a blue and gold sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Duke flag and, in every window, a Duke logo.
Roy looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach, I won 2 NCAA titles, 300+ games and I might even get into the hall of fame. So why does Coach K get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Roy, that's not Coach K's house, it's mine!"
Sounds like he was in hell.