Rank: Sports Legend He was praying that Unc would actually show up and make it a decent game.After your season last year,I guess not.Coach K had just finished a lecture on mental preparation for athletes and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.- Posted by Rdi73162
A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and asked, "Why are you on your knees coach?"
Rank: Sports Legend God really is a DUKE BLUE DEVIL fan!!He made the sky carolina blue so you guys wouldn't cry about losing.He was wrong,thats why we have rain!!- Posted by cdhodges81Roy Williams, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded UNC flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity,Roy," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."- Posted by grasshopperrtp2
Roy felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with a blue and gold sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Duke flag and, in every window, a Duke logo.
Roy looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach, I won 2 NCAA titles, 300+ games and I might even get into the hall of fame. So why does Coach K get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Roy, that's not Coach K's house, it's mine!"
Sounds like he was in hell.
Rank: Sports Legend 
Rank: Sports Legend Rank: Sports Legend Riddle me this? You and a friend are hiking in the woods when you suddenly come upon a hungry black bear. The bear starts running toward you guys. If the bear's top speed is 19.999 mph, how fast do you have to run to keep from being eaten by the ferocious hungry bear?- Posted by MO_DUKE IS BANNED
Rank: Sports Legend You don't need to outrun the bear.Only your buddy!Riddle me this? You and a friend are hiking in the woods when you suddenly come upon a hungry black bear. The bear starts running toward you guys. If the bear's top speed is 19.999 mph, how fast do you have to run to keep from being eaten by the ferocious hungry bear?- Posted by MO_DUKE IS BANNED
Rank: Sports Legend Rank: Sports Legend Its repeat wins!^^ wow, back 2 back fails :)- Posted by Rdi73162
Rank: Sports Legend JGunn. This was one of the best.Three nuns have died and are at the pearly gates facing Saint Peter.- Posted by jgunn
Saint Peter tells them they've led very pure lives and can therefore have a night of wild love making with the man of their choice.
Nun#1 picks Kevin Costner. The others nod in approval.
Nun#2 picks George Clooney. Again, the others nod in approval.
Nun#3 picks Coach K. The others are shocked and are in disbelief. They ask why K??? He's not good looking.
Nun#3 responds: "I've lived in Chapel Hill my entire life and all I ever heard was "Screw Coach K."
Rank: Sports Legend - Posted by Hokie 94JGunn. This was one of the best.Three nuns have died and are at the pearly gates facing Saint Peter.- Posted by jgunn
Saint Peter tells them they've led very pure lives and can therefore have a night of wild love making with the man of their choice.
Nun#1 picks Kevin Costner. The others nod in approval.
Nun#2 picks George Clooney. Again, the others nod in approval.
Nun#3 picks Coach K. The others are shocked and are in disbelief. They ask why K??? He's not good looking.
Nun#3 responds: "I've lived in Chapel Hill my entire life and all I ever heard was "Screw Coach K."
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