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Two State coed living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one coed says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'
The other coed turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'

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OK-one of my recycled ones...
Actual exam question at UNC...1. Player A is driving a car with fake license tags traveling east on I-40 and player B is driving west on I-40 on his way to the airport for a trip to Miami. They both collide in Durham. How long before Butch Davis regrets he trusted Newton's first law of motion? 

- Posted by mrwufabc

That is funny! I don't care what team you pull for, that is just dang funny!

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OK-one of my recycled ones...
Actual exam question at UNC...1. Player A is driving a car with fake license tags traveling east on I-40 and player B is driving west on I-40 on his way to the airport for a trip to Miami. They both collide in Durham. How long before Butch Davis regrets he trusted Newton's first law of motion? 

- Posted by mrwufabc

That is funny! I don't care what team you pull for, that is just dang funny! 

- Posted by jmwbrd

I didn't write that they started at Chapel Hill. You UNC people have trouble following the directions don't you?

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Duke University has a football team.

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NC State is good at basketball.

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I laughed at your reaction to my joke. Does that count?

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Wait...is this one supposed to be a joke too? Now I'm all confused...

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Yeah, well I have it in mind to....

Ooh...that cloud looks like Al Pacino eating a muffin...

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OK-one of my recycled ones...
Actual exam question at UNC...1. Player A is driving a car with fake license tags traveling east on I-40 and player B is driving west on I-40 on his way to the airport for a trip to Miami. They both collide in Durham. How long before Butch Davis regrets he trusted Newton's first law of motion? 

- Posted by mrwufabc

That is funny! I don't care what team you pull for, that is just dang funny! 

- Posted by jmwbrd

I didn't write that they started at Chapel Hill. You UNC people have trouble following the directions don't you? 

- Posted by mrwufabc

I am NOTa UNC folk! I graduated from NC State in 1972. The question says player B was headed to the airport for a trip to Miami. By NCAA infraction data, that would appear to be a player from UNC. Players from UNC travel from Chapel Hill. Just admit you should have reversed the descriptors( maybe have used Franklin Street instead of I-40) and all will be fine with your joke.

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I have enjoyed the new ones. Kudos to all of you that brought something new. However, some of these go back to the 70's. The names have been changed from the various schools to protect the innocent.