Rank: Sports Legend Ok, Thomas, I'm laughing.A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. Thomas (a Duke fan, go figure) came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.- Posted by Dreamchaser
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
Thomas replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'
Thomas said that he did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave him a piece of paper and a pen and asked him to draw what the piece looked like.
Thomas drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. The mechanic then took Thomas over to a car just like his which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?
Thomas (a Duke fan) pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted
If you're a Duke fan like Thomas and not sure what a 710 is write 710 on a piece of paper and then turn it upside down.
Come on now Thomas, I know you laughed :)
I know you are,and dream just pizzed in his pants...- Posted by cussmikemeoutOk, Thomas, I'm laughing.A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. Thomas (a Duke fan, go figure) came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.- Posted by Dreamchaser
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
Thomas replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'
Thomas said that he did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave him a piece of paper and a pen and asked him to draw what the piece looked like.
Thomas drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. The mechanic then took Thomas over to a car just like his which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?
Thomas (a Duke fan) pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted
If you're a Duke fan like Thomas and not sure what a 710 is write 710 on a piece of paper and then turn it upside down.
Come on now Thomas, I know you laughed :)
Rank: Sports Legend 
Rank: Sports Legend Last May a new UNC graduate jumped into a taxi and told the driver to take him on a ride through the Research Triangle Park. As they proceeded on the tour, the taxi driver asked if there was a particular destination the new graduate wished to see. "No" replied the Tar Heel, "I just wanted to experience what my future holds since I just graduated with my Liberal Arts Degree." "No problem" responded the cabbie, "I graduated from UNC in 2008 and it took me awhile to figure out all of these streets too!"- Posted by jmwbrd
Rank: Sports Legend Last May a new UNC graduate jumped into a taxi and told the driver to take him on a ride through the Research Triangle Park. As they proceeded on the tour, the taxi driver asked if there was a particular destination the new graduate wished to see. "No" replied the Tar Heel, "I just wanted to experience what my future holds since I just graduated with my Liberal Arts Degree." "No problem" responded the cabbie, "I graduated from UNC in 2008 and it took me awhile to figure out all of these streets too!"- Posted by jmwbrd
Rank: Sports Legend Thomas and his friend decided to rob a bank because of the difficult economy.- Posted by cussmikemeout
His friend goes over the plan with Thomas. You must be out in 3 minutes his friend tells Thomas. Thomas said," I got it AZZHOLE." His friend waits in the get away car. Three minutes, four, five, six, seven minutes pass. No Thomas. All of a sudden Thomas comes out dragging a safe with a rope. Then out of the bank comes a security guard with his pants around his ankles. " Drop the rope and let's get out of here," said his friend. So Thomas drops the rope and jumps in the car.
"You didn't understand the plan," said Thomas' friend. " Hell yes I did," said Thomas. " No you didn't." I said," Tie up the guard and blow the safe."
Rank: Sports Legend Thomas and his friend decided to rob a bank because of the difficult economy.- Posted by cussmikemeout
His friend goes over the plan with Thomas. You must be out in 3 minutes his friend tells Thomas. Thomas said," I got it AZZHOLE." His friend waits in the get away car. Three minutes, four, five, six, seven minutes pass. No Thomas. All of a sudden Thomas comes out dragging a safe with a rope. Then out of the bank comes a security guard with his pants around his ankles. " Drop the rope and let's get out of here," said his friend. So Thomas drops the rope and jumps in the car.
"You didn't understand the plan," said Thomas' friend. " Hell yes I did," said Thomas. " No you didn't." I said," Tie up the guard and blow the safe."
Rank: Sports Legend Thomas and his friend decided to rob a bank because of the difficult economy.- Posted by cussmikemeout
His friend goes over the plan with Thomas. You must be out in 3 minutes his friend tells Thomas. Thomas said," I got it AZZHOLE." His friend waits in the get away car. Three minutes, four, five, six, seven minutes pass. No Thomas. All of a sudden Thomas comes out dragging a safe with a rope. Then out of the bank comes a security guard with his pants around his ankles. " Drop the rope and let's get out of here," said his friend. So Thomas drops the rope and jumps in the car.
"You didn't understand the plan," said Thomas' friend. " Hell yes I did," said Thomas. " No you didn't." I said," Tie up the guard and blow the safe."
Rank: Sports Legend Thomas and his friend decided to rob a bank because of the difficult economy.- Posted by cussmikemeout
His friend goes over the plan with Thomas. You must be out in 3 minutes his friend tells Thomas. Thomas said," I got it AZZHOLE." His friend waits in the get away car. Three minutes, four, five, six, seven minutes pass. No Thomas. All of a sudden Thomas comes out dragging a safe with a rope. Then out of the bank comes a security guard with his pants around his ankles. " Drop the rope and let's get out of here," said his friend. So Thomas drops the rope and jumps in the car.
"You didn't understand the plan," said Thomas' friend. " Hell yes I did," said Thomas. " No you didn't." I said," Tie up the guard and blow the safe."
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