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  • Ramageddon Jul 22, 10:00 a.m.
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    It's "banded"...I don't "cruise" Franklin Street but

    Stopped reading right there. That's all the evidence I need.

    — Posted by KTs Mouthguards

    BTW, why so homophobic? I think I'm safe in saying that ALL of the male posters on here have male firends, including you... ...or is the phobic response just a flight reflex/tightening?

    OK, now go get the "tudor" they supply you with to help you on this one.

  • Ramageddon Jul 22, 9:56 a.m.
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    It's "banded"...I don't "cruise" Franklin Street but

    Stopped reading right there. That's all the evidence I need.

    — Posted by KTs Mouthguards

    Translation: It took me 43 min. to read that and the orderlies told me to clean up my cell errr...room.

    KA-BOOOOOMMMMM!!!

  • KTs Mouthguards Jul 22, 9:39 a.m.
    Rookie

    It's "banded"...I don't "cruise" Franklin Street but

    Stopped reading right there. That's all the evidence I need.

  • Ramageddon Jul 22, 8:56 a.m.
    All Star

    Question: What would a carolina athlete call a teammate with an IQ of 70?

    Answer: A genius

    — Posted by MoDuke v2 is gone

    What do you call a Blue Hater with an IQ of 70...they haven't tested one that high yet.

    How is KT... View More

    — Posted by Ramageddon

    Awww poor closet case is mad because he got banned for posting crud like this. What's the matter... View More

    — Posted by KTs Mouthguards

    It's "banded"...I don't "cruise" Franklin Street but I and my wife do go to some bars with my friends and their wives to watch a game every now and then. You should try it sometime, yunno, normal behaviour. I'm sure ToolSAC would appreciate a night out.

  • weakened back Jul 22, 8:20 a.m.
    Sports Legend

    just your typical abc'er.

  • Over at the hill Jul 21, 7:36 a.m.
    Pro

    One day in an elementary school in Durham, a teacher asks her class if the Duke Blue Devils are... View More

    — Posted by heelman73

    It should have went my dad is tar heel fan and my other dad is tar heel fans!!!!

  • MoDuke v2 is gone Jul 20, 11:54 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    Question: What would a carolina athlete call a teammate with an IQ of 70?

    Answer: A genius

  • Dreamchaser Apr 2, 3:44 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    A Carolina fan goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, a beautiful nurse comes into his room, takes his vitals, and then tells him to take off all of his clothes.

    When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down on a table. The man obeys.

    The nurse then removes all of her clothes, climbs on top, and has her way with him.

    Upon the completion of the act, the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.

    The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy, if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.

    The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall, the patient sees six State fans in a room, all of whom are massturbating.

    Curiosity prompts the man to ask, "What are they doing in there?"

    The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."

  • Dreamchaser Apr 2, 3:40 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:
    'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'
    The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
    The drunk leans on the table again and says:'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'
    The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing.
    The drunk leans on the table one more time and says
    'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!' At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says

    'Grandpa, go home you're drunk..'

  • The1 Mar 19, 8:36 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    I just heard a very funny joke. It goes something like this "Lehigh beats dook!"

  • tommybrownnc Mar 19, 8:09 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    "I've got better things to do than spend time hating on a rival" -BDF

    Sorry, this... View More

    — Posted by rdl73162

    Dang, THAT is funny!!!

  • rdl73162 Mar 19, 6:48 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    "I've got better things to do than spend time hating on a rival" -BDF

    Sorry, this response had to be put on the correct thread.

  • cussmikemeout Mar 15, 5:55 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    Horrific Accident
    A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
    "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
    "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
    "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
    "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...." "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

  • GoLower Mar 2, 3:29 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    If I were a UNC, I would not find that funny. That's the point, thanks for playing!

    But you're NOT a UNC...never COULD be a UNC...never WILL be a UNC. In any way, shape, or form. You can only dream, and be BitterDookFan 3.0.

    So we reckon it's a moot point.

  • Dreamchaser Feb 27, 4:52 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    The judge says to a double-homicide defendant,"You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You Son of a B.

    The judge says,"You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You Son of a B.

    The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom,"Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more
    outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

    The guy in the back of the court stands up and says,"I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that Son of a B., and
    every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

  • tommybrownnc Feb 27, 4:15 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    Salesman, traveling between towns, breaks down in the middle of nowhere. Old farmer comes by just before dark, realizes what his problem is, but it's too late to go to town for the part. The farmer tells salesman to come on home with him and he'll take care of the car in the morning. After supper, the whole family gets ready for bed. The farmer takes the salesman into a bedroom where his 22 year-old daughter sleeps. He tells him, "I don't know you and I don't trust you. I'm going to sprinkle this flour all over the floor. If I see any footprints in the morning, I'll know what happened and you'll regret it." With that he closed the door and turned off the lights.

    The daughter started moaning and groaning, "Fella, you know you want to come over here. This is the best in the county and I want it, NOW!" The salesman said, "You're right, but how am I suppose to get over there with all this flour on the floor?"

    She said, "I bet with what you have, you could pole-vault over here."

    He said, "Yeah, I could, but, how would I get back?"

  • BlueDevilFan 3.0 Feb 27, 12:43 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    Q: What happens when a UNC player earns All-Academic honors?

    A: He tips the ball in the wrong basket.

    — Posted by BlueDevilFan 3.0

    Lamest Joke of the year, by Mr. BlueDevilFan 3.0! Slow clap everyone!!!

    GO HEELS!!!

    — Posted by Tar Heels Victory-Show No Mercer

    If I were a UNC, I would not find that funny. That's the point, thanks for playing!

  • CWRiggs Feb 27, 10:28 a.m.
    Pro

    Q: How do you make a former UNC football player leave your house?

    A: Pay him for the pizza.

  • Tar Heels Victory-Show No Mercer Feb 27, 10:14 a.m.
    Sports Legend

    Q: What happens when a UNC player earns All-Academic honors?

    A: He tips the ball in the wrong basket.

    — Posted by BlueDevilFan 3.0

    Lamest Joke of the year, by Mr. BlueDevilFan 3.0! Slow clap everyone!!!

    GO HEELS!!!

  • BlueDevilFan 3.0 Feb 27, 10:02 a.m.
    Sports Legend

    Q: What happens when a UNC player earns All-Academic honors?

    A: He tips the ball in the wrong basket.

  • StunGunn Feb 27, 8:50 a.m.
    Sports Legend

    OK, now that radio has been established as a code word...

    A guy owns a small adult novelty shop... View More

    — Posted by BogeyBoy

    Good One! I had actually heard that one a while back. Still funny though. Props for your use of "radio":)

  • StunGunn Feb 27, 8:49 a.m.
    Sports Legend

    Why, Ken, they're for my radio - whatever where you thinking:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    Never seen radios that small! :)

    — Posted by tommybrownnc

    The radio may be small, but you should see the antenna!!!:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    OK...so why dont the 3 of you get a room??? :0)

    — Posted by 4DORADSTROYA

    Who 3 - me, Tommy and the "radio"?:)

  • 4DORADSTROYA Feb 26, 8:51 p.m.
    All Star

    Why, Ken, they're for my radio - whatever where you thinking:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    Never seen radios that small! :)

    — Posted by tommybrownnc

    The radio may be small, but you should see the antenna!!!:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    It's not the size of the radio but the quality of the music

    — Posted by MO_DUKE IS BANNED

    OK Mo duke now we all know you are of the very small size and it is really too much information. Too bad dude but they do have operations for guys like you. ROFLMAO!!!

  • BogeyBoy Feb 26, 5:34 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    OK, now that radio has been established as a code word...

    A guy owns a small adult novelty shop that he runs by himself. One day he gets called downtown for jury duty so he calls a friend to come down and cover for him. The friend complains that he doesn't know anything about the work but the owner tells him not to worry, the customers will tell them what they want and if the price isn't marked to just make something up.

    So the friend is there for a few minutes and a little white lady walks in and says, "I'm looking for a radio but it has to be very specific. It has to be 6 inches tall, 4 inches round, and it has to be white." The guy looks in the case and there it is... 6 inches tall, 4 inches round, and white. A little while later a black woman walks in and says, "I'm looking for a radio but it has to be very specific. It has to be 8 inches tall, 6 inches round, and it has to be black." Guy looks in the case and there it is - 8 inches tall, 6 inches round, and black so he sells it to her.

    A little while later a woman walks in wearing a Scotish kilt and says, I'm looking for a radio but it has to be very specific. It has to be 10 inches tall, 8 inches round, and it has to be plaid." The guy looks in the case and can't find it. He looks around the shop and can't find it. He looks in the back room and can't find it. Just as he's about to give up he sees in it... 10 inches tall, 8 inches round, and plaid.

    The shop owner comes back at the end of the day and asks his friend how he did. The guy says, "Not too bad. I got $25 for your white radio, $35 for your black one, and you're not going to believe what I got for your thermos."

  • MO_DUKE IS BANNED Feb 26, 5:07 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    TMI. :)

    — Posted by Ken D.

    Why, Ken, they're for my radio - whatever where you thinking:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    Never seen radios that small! :)

    — Posted by tommybrownnc

    The radio may be small, but you should see the antenna!!!:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    It's not the size of the radio but the quality of the music

  • 4DORADSTROYA Feb 26, 4:15 p.m.
    All Star

    TMI. :)

    — Posted by Ken D.

    Why, Ken, they're for my radio - whatever where you thinking:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    Never seen radios that small! :)

    — Posted by tommybrownnc

    The radio may be small, but you should see the antenna!!!:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    OK...so why dont the 3 of you get a room??? :0)

  • StunGunn Feb 26, 3:45 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    I have better uses for batteries:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    TMI. :)

    — Posted by Ken D.

    Why, Ken, they're for my radio - whatever where you thinking:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    Never seen radios that small! :)

    — Posted by tommybrownnc

    The radio may be small, but you should see the antenna!!!:)

  • 4DORADSTROYA Feb 26, 1:08 p.m.
    All Star

    I have better uses for batteries:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    TMI. :)

    — Posted by Ken D.

    Why, Ken, they're for my radio - whatever where you thinking:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    Never seen radios that small! :)

    — Posted by tommybrownnc

    Tommy glad to see you are back from that long vacation.

  • tommybrownnc Feb 26, 11:28 a.m.
    Sports Legend

    Some one liners

    Did you hear about the State fan who called the county to have the Deer Crossing... View More

    — Posted by Dreamchaser

    I have better uses for batteries:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    TMI. :)

    — Posted by Ken D.

    Why, Ken, they're for my radio - whatever where you thinking:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    Never seen radios that small! :)

  • tommybrownnc Feb 26, 11:28 a.m.
    Sports Legend

    There is a moral for some of you State fans in this one. You may get it and you may not,... View More

    — Posted by Dreamchaser

    The jokes on you, dream. Everyone knows a State fan would NEVER clap at ANYTHING a Carolina fan says. :)

  • StunGunn Feb 25, 9:43 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    Some one liners

    Did you hear about the State fan who called the county to have the Deer Crossing... View More

    — Posted by Dreamchaser

    I have better uses for batteries:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    TMI. :)

    — Posted by Ken D.

    Why, Ken, they're for my radio - whatever where you thinking:)

  • StunGunn Feb 25, 9:41 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    and they are? :) - Post by Rdi73162

    AAA is my guess

    — Posted by GoLower

    AA - four of them:)

  • FAN72 Feb 25, 1:45 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    Saw a man holding a sign begging for money on a street corner in Jacksonville Friday afternoon. I swear he was wearing a UNC ball cap. My thought was that it must have been given to him by a Carolina fan to keep the rain off of his head. Any other conclusions by the posters out there?

  • GoLower Feb 25, 1:27 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    and they are? :) - Post by Rdi73162

    AAA is my guess

  • Rdi73162 Feb 25, 12:09 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    Some one liners

    Did you hear about the State fan who called the county to have the Deer Crossing... View More

    — Posted by Dreamchaser

    I have better uses for batteries:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    and they are? :)

  • MO_DUKE IS BANNED Feb 25, 11:38 a.m.
    Sports Legend

    Some one liners

    Did you hear about the State fan who called the county to have the Deer Crossing... View More

    — Posted by Dreamchaser

    I have better uses for batteries:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    {{{{{{{{{{{WHOOOOOOA}}}}}}}}}}}}}
    hahaha

  • Ken D. Feb 25, 9:00 a.m.
    Sports Legend

    Some one liners

    Did you hear about the State fan who called the county to have the Deer Crossing... View More

    — Posted by Dreamchaser

    I have better uses for batteries:)

    — Posted by StunGunn

    TMI. :)

  • StunGunn Feb 25, 8:58 a.m.
    Sports Legend

    Some one liners

    Did you hear about the State fan who called the county to have the Deer Crossing... View More

    — Posted by Dreamchaser

    I have better uses for batteries:)

  • Rdi73162 Feb 25, 12:48 a.m.
    Sports Legend

    Danica Patrick sits on the pole for the Nationwide race. Not a new position for her to be in,... View More

    — Posted by MO_DUKE IS BANNED

    she`s welcome to sit on my pole anyday

  • MO_DUKE IS BANNED Feb 25, 12:24 a.m.
    Sports Legend

    Danica Patrick sits on the pole for the Nationwide race. Not a new position for her to be in, I'll wager.
    (this one was too easy to pass up)

  • Rdi73162 Feb 24, 7:47 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    Some one liners

    Did you hear about the State fan who called the county to have the Deer Crossing... View More

    — Posted by Dreamchaser

    "Did you hear about the State fan who almost killed his toy poodle?
    He tried to insert batteries."

    those werent batteries

  • StunGunn Feb 24, 7:26 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    THis thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

  • Rdi73162 Feb 24, 7:06 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    One day in an elementary school in Durham, a teacher asks her class if the Duke Blue Devils are... View More

    — Posted by heelman73

    I do like that one but in a week or so, DBF or BigPain will have it reversed and we'll have to... View More

    — Posted by BeastOnTheHill

    actually i think it`s already been used on page, ummmm 12, 31, 43 and 50 lol

  • Dreamchaser Feb 24, 6:57 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    Some one liners

    Did you hear about the State fan who called the county to have the Deer Crossing sign removed from his road? It seems that too many deer were being hit by cars.

    When a State fan working at the local Taco Bell (imagine that) was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order he replied, "I'm sorry, we only have iceberg."

    Did you hear about the State fan who almost killed his toy poodle?
    He tried to insert batteries.

  • Dreamchaser Feb 24, 6:02 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    There is a moral for some of you State fans in this one. You may get it and you may not, probably not but it's worth a shot :)
    There is a UNC fan and a State fan hanging over the edge of a cliff with just a thin rope holding them. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn't let go and they will both fall to their deaths. The UNC fan starts this big heartwarming speech about how he is going to sacrifice himself. At the end of the speech the State fan starts clapping.

  • Tar Heels Victory-Show No Mercer Feb 10, 9:27 a.m.
    Sports Legend

    Q. What's the best way for Zeller to defend an incoming three-point shot?

    A. GoLower

    — Posted by BlueDevilFan 3.0

    Wonder if Go Lower and his Flag Ship mess is over now. He has only used this about 3000 times. ... View More

    — Posted by Hokies94

    The Flagship plays UVA on Saturday in a basketball contest at 1pm.

    Guess we'll find out then.

    — Posted by GoLower

    We already know how the Toyship performs on Austin's River...

    — Posted by BlueDevilFan 3.0

    Come on man, you can do better. Austin's River? What?

    GO HEELS!!

  • BlueDevilFan 3.0 Feb 10, 8:39 a.m.
    Sports Legend

    Q. What's the best way for Zeller to defend an incoming three-point shot?

    A. GoLower

    — Posted by BlueDevilFan 3.0

    Wonder if Go Lower and his Flag Ship mess is over now. He has only used this about 3000 times. ... View More

    — Posted by Hokies94

    The Flagship plays UVA on Saturday in a basketball contest at 1pm.

    Guess we'll find out then.

    — Posted by GoLower

    We already know how the Toyship performs on Austin's River...

  • sbduke Feb 10, 7:24 a.m.
    All Star

    Q. What's the best way for Zeller to defend an incoming three-point shot?

    A. GoLower

    — Posted by BlueDevilFan 3.0

    Wonder if Go Lower and his Flag Ship mess is over now. He has only used this about 3000 times. ... View More

    — Posted by Hokies94

    The Flagship plays UVA on Saturday in a basketball contest at 1pm.

    Guess we'll find out then.

    — Posted by GoLower

    You are mistaken because the WOLFPACK play Duke next. We are gonna find out who is the real Flagship in the ACC is. I can't wait

  • GoLower Feb 9, 10:42 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    Q. What's the best way for Zeller to defend an incoming three-point shot?

    A. GoLower

    — Posted by BlueDevilFan 3.0

    Wonder if Go Lower and his Flag Ship mess is over now. He has only used this about 3000 times. ... View More

    — Posted by Hokies94

    The Flagship plays UVA on Saturday in a basketball contest at 1pm.

    Guess we'll find out then.

  • FAN72 Feb 9, 8:02 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    Q. What happened in the Dean Dome Weds. night?

    A. A River runs through it!

    Wonder how many movie buffs caught that?

    Go WolfPack!

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