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  • Ramageddon Jul 22, 10:00 a.m.
    All Star

    It's "banded"...I don't "cruise" Franklin Street but

    Stopped reading right there. That's all the evidence I need.

    — Posted by KTs Mouthguards

    BTW, why so homophobic? I think I'm safe in saying that ALL of the male posters on here have male firends, including you... ...or is the phobic response just a flight reflex/tightening?

    OK, now go get the "tudor" they supply you with to help you on this one.

  • Ramageddon Jul 22, 9:56 a.m.
    All Star

    It's "banded"...I don't "cruise" Franklin Street but

    Stopped reading right there. That's all the evidence I need.

    — Posted by KTs Mouthguards

    Translation: It took me 43 min. to read that and the orderlies told me to clean up my cell errr...room.

    KA-BOOOOOMMMMM!!!

  • KTs Mouthguards Jul 22, 9:39 a.m.
    Rookie

    It's "banded"...I don't "cruise" Franklin Street but

    Stopped reading right there. That's all the evidence I need.

  • Ramageddon Jul 22, 8:56 a.m.
    All Star

    Question: What would a carolina athlete call a teammate with an IQ of 70?

    Answer: A genius

    — Posted by MoDuke v2 is gone

    What do you call a Blue Hater with an IQ of 70...they haven't tested one that high yet.

    How is KT... View More

    — Posted by Ramageddon

    Awww poor closet case is mad because he got banned for posting crud like this. What's the matter... View More

    — Posted by KTs Mouthguards

    It's "banded"...I don't "cruise" Franklin Street but I and my wife do go to some bars with my friends and their wives to watch a game every now and then. You should try it sometime, yunno, normal behaviour. I'm sure ToolSAC would appreciate a night out.

  • weakened back Jul 22, 8:20 a.m.
    Sports Legend

    just your typical abc'er.

  • Over at the hill Jul 21, 7:36 a.m.
    Pro

    One day in an elementary school in Durham, a teacher asks her class if the Duke Blue Devils are... View More

    — Posted by heelman73

    It should have went my dad is tar heel fan and my other dad is tar heel fans!!!!

  • MoDuke v2 is gone Jul 20, 11:54 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    Question: What would a carolina athlete call a teammate with an IQ of 70?

    Answer: A genius

  • Dreamchaser Apr 2, 3:44 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    A Carolina fan goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, a beautiful nurse comes into his room, takes his vitals, and then tells him to take off all of his clothes.

    When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down on a table. The man obeys.

    The nurse then removes all of her clothes, climbs on top, and has her way with him.

    Upon the completion of the act, the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.

    The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy, if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.

    The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall, the patient sees six State fans in a room, all of whom are massturbating.

    Curiosity prompts the man to ask, "What are they doing in there?"

    The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."

  • Dreamchaser Apr 2, 3:40 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:
    'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'
    The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
    The drunk leans on the table again and says:'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'
    The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing.
    The drunk leans on the table one more time and says
    'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!' At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says

    'Grandpa, go home you're drunk..'

  • The1 Mar 19, 8:36 p.m.
    Sports Legend

    I just heard a very funny joke. It goes something like this "Lehigh beats dook!"

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