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RE: Jokes

Thomas (a Duke fan, go figure) goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Thomas: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my wife comes home she beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your wife comes
home, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your
mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until she goes
to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later Thomas comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Thomas: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my wife came
home, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and she didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?" 

- Posted by Dreamchaser

That ain't no joke - that's the darn truth! Very funny!

RE: Jokes

Thomas (a Duke fan, go figure) goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Thomas: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my wife comes home she beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your wife comes
home, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your
mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until she goes
to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later Thomas comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Thomas: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my wife came
home, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and she didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?" 

- Posted by Dreamchaser

Good one Dream. LOL

RE: Jokes

Many truths are said in jest.

- "Unknown" OR "Unknown to me."

RE: Jokes

DREAM (a dumbazz hole fan).goes to the doctor
Doctor:Whats wrong?
It's my wife doc,she's been acting strange.
Doctor: Send her in,I'll check her out.Doctor check's her from head to toe.
Comes out tells dream,I could'nt find but one thing wrong.
dream:What is it DR.
DOCTOR:SHE NEEDS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. dream:Can you give it to her here? Doctor:Why don't you take her home and give it to her? dream: I don't want to take her home,can't YOU give it to her here? Doctor: I f you really want me to? dream: Yes PLEASE! Doctor goes back in,leaves door open a little bit,dream looks in,DROCTOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?DR:Giving your wife SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!! OK,AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU WERE SC**WING HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: Jokes

i hear BDF is starring in a new gay sitcom titled

"Leave it, it`s beaver".

RE: Jokes

Okay, here goes.

For Duke, it's Thomas, aka johnmiltonrules (for now)

For State, it's Scott.

For UNC, it's a certain female I won't name.

Wait, you mean jokes, as in ha ha, funny? Oops!

RE: Jokes

Okay, here goes.

For Duke, it's Thomas, aka johnmiltonrules (for now)

For State, it's Scott.

For UNC, it's a certain female I won't name.

Wait, you mean jokes, as in ha ha, funny? Oops! 

- Posted by tommybrownnc

jgunn doesnt mind you saying it`s her :)

RE: Jokes

WOW, 50 pages....I'm just trying to get through the Canes/Buffalo game, almost done....

RE: Jokes

Okay, here goes.

For Duke, it's Thomas, aka johnmiltonrules (for now)

For State, it's Scott.

For UNC, it's a certain female I won't name.

Wait, you mean jokes, as in ha ha, funny? Oops! 

- Posted by tommybrownnc

jgunn doesnt mind you saying it`s her :) 

- Posted by Rdi73162

IT AIN'T JGUNN! You are soo bad, Rdi. LOL

RE: Jokes

I saw a UNC student holding a sign at the Occupy Raleigh protest. The sign read...This sign will be worth more than my diploma! Don't believe me, check out the News and Observer web site!